On Entering North Adamsville High Redux , Circa 1960 –With Chubby Checker’s The
Twist In Mind
Song
by Fat Boys,
Chubby Checker
Come on baby
Let's do the twist
Come on baby
Let's do the twist
Take me by my little hand
And go like this
Ee-yah
twist
Baby, baby twist
Ooh yeah, just like this
Come on little miss and do the twist
Baby, baby twist
Ooh yeah, just like this
Come on little miss and do the twist
My
daddy is sleepin'
And mama ain't around
Yeah, daddy just sleepin'
And mama ain't around
We're gonna twisty twisty twisty
Till we tear the house down
And mama ain't around
Yeah, daddy just sleepin'
And mama ain't around
We're gonna twisty twisty twisty
Till we tear the house down
Come
on and twist
Yeah, baby twist
Oooh yeah, just like this
Come on miss and do the twist
Ee-yah
Yeah, baby twist
Oooh yeah, just like this
Come on miss and do the twist
Ee-yah
Yeah,
you should see my little sis
You should see my my litlle Sis
She really knows how to rock
She knows how to twist
You should see my my litlle Sis
She really knows how to rock
She knows how to twist
Come
on and twist
Yeah, baby twist
Oooh yeah, just like this
Come on little miss and do the twist
Yeah, baby twist
Oooh yeah, just like this
Come on little miss and do the twist
Yeah,
rock on now
Yeah, twist on down
Twist
('Round and 'round and 'round)
Yeah, twist on down
Twist
('Round and 'round and 'round)
A few years ago, maybe four or five
now, around the time that Frank Jackman (always Frank and not Francis since
that was too much like that St Francis who was good to animals and stuff and no
self-respecting corner boy wanted that tagged to his name besides the formal
name sounded kind of faggy, hey that’s what we called guys before we knew better
who were kind of girlish although I used queer more, when the guys talked about
names one night, also not Frankie since that name was taken up in his crowd)
and Frankie Riley (always Frankie and not Francis for the same reason as Frank
but also Frankie because he had always been called Frankie since time
immemorial to distinguish him from his father Frank, Sr.) his Jack Slack’s
bowling alleys corner boy chieftain all through high school in North Adamsville
had been commemorating, maybe better to say comparing notes, on their fiftieth
anniversary of entry into that school in the ninth grade. Frank had written a
remembrance of the first day of school freshman year. He had written it at the
behest of a female fellow classmate, Dora, for a class website where she was
the webmaster which she and a few others had established so that those from the
Class of 1964 who wished to, those who were able to, could communicate with
each other in the new dispensation of cyberspace.
That remembrance, one of a series of
sketches that he eventually did, and on recent inquiry from Jimmy Jenkins
another classmate and ex-corner boy comrade, Frank has stated that he stood by
that “sketch” characterization, centered on the anxieties that he had on that
first day about making a brand new impression on the freshman class, about
changing his junior high school quasi-“beatnik” style, his two thousand fact
barrage that he would lay on anybody who would listen. A style change that lots
of guys and gals have gone through when faced with a new situation, although
the people he was trying to impress had already been his classmates in that
junior high school and were painfully aware of the previous way that he had
presented himself, presented himself
under Frankie’s direction, to the world.
When Frankie at the time read what
Frank had written, a thing filled with new found sobbing, weeping, and pious
innocence he sent him an e-mail which brought Frank up short. Frankie
threatened in no uncertain terms to write his own “sketch” refuting all the
sobbing, weeping, piously innocent noise that Frank had been trying to
bamboozle their fellow classmates with. The key point that Frankie threatened
to bring down on a candid world, the candid world in this instance being the
very curious Dora for one, and her coterie of friends who had stayed in contact
with each other since high school since they all still lived in the area (except
in winter, now retired winter, and most headed to Florida, mainly around Naples),
to be clear about was the case of Frank Jackman and one Lydia Stevenson. Or
rather the case, the love-bug case he had for her. That, and not some
mumble-jumble about changing his act which he never really did since you could
always depend on Frank going on and on with one of his two thousand arcane
facts that he tried to impress every girl he ran across in high school with and
to dress like he had just come walking in from post-beat Harvard Square, was
the very real point of what was aggravating him on that long ago hot endless
first Wednesday after Labor Day morning.
See Frank had gotten absolutely nowhere
with Lydia, nowhere beyond the endless talking stage, and thus nowhere, in
junior high but he was still carrying the torch come freshman year and fifty
years later he still felt that fresh-scented breathe and that subtle perfume,
or bath soap, or whatever it was she wore, breezing over him (maybe it was
perfume stolen from Ma’s dresser top, he these days liked to think she had made
that thief to drive him crazy, crazy with her girlish wiles). Or maybe her
curse, a North Adamsville curse that he claimed at one point that Lydia cast on
him since he never had then a girlfriend from school, or from North Adamsville
for that matter, always from some other town. Not in high school anyway.
The currency of that fresh breeze that
occupied his mind may have been pushed forward by his getting back in touch
with classmates. And as fate would have it, the thrice-married Frank, never one
to say never to love had as a result of getting back in touch with classmates
on the website had a short fruitless affair with another classmate, Laura, who
had been a close friend of Lydia’s in junior high school and told him a couple
of things about what Lydia had thought about Frank. Laura confirmed that Lydia
had expected Frank to ask her out in junior high school but also after the
affair had run its course unconsciously confirmed by that failed affair that
Lydia’s curse was still at work fifty years later. And it is that missed
opportunity to fall under the sway of that Lydia scent that will drive this
short sketch, hell, forget Frank and his sketch business, this short piece.
This is the way Frank described to me
what happened after Frankie sent that fatal e-mail that might expose his long
hidden thoughts:
“Frankie, for once listened patiently
as I finished my story, the one that he say was filled to the brim with
sobbing, weeping, whining bull about starting anew and being anxious about what
would happen, and which he threatened to go viral on, immediately after I was
finished let out with a “Who are you kidding Jackman that is not the way you
told me the story back then.” Then he went on. “I remember very well what you
were nervous about. What that cold night sweats, that all-night toss and turn
teen angst, boy version, had been about and it wasn’t first day of school
jitters. It was nothing but thinking about her. That certain "she"
that you had kind of sneaked around mentioning as you had been talking, talking
your his head off about filling out forms, getting books, and other weird
noises, just to keep the jitters down. The way you told it then, and I think
you called me up right after school was out to discuss the matter, was that
while on those pre-school steps you had just seen her, seen her with the other
North Adamsville junior high girls on the other side of the steps, and got all
panicky, got kind of red-faced about it, and so you are going to have to say a
little something about that. And if you don’t I will.”
Frankie continued along this line,
stuff which seemed to be true but which made me wonder how a guy who when we
met at the Sunnyville Grille over in Boston for a few drinks to discuss this
and that, not the Lydia thing but our corner boy exploits, couldn’t remember
where he left his car keys and we had to call AAA to come out and find them on
his driver’s side seat. Jesus. Here’s
what he was getting at.
“See, I know the previous school year,
late in the eighth grade at North Adamsville Junior High, toward the end of the
school year you had started talking to that Lydia Stevenson in art class. Yes,
that Lydia who on her mother’s side from was from some branch of the Adams
family who had run the jagged old ship-building town there in North Adamsville
for eons and who had employed my father and a million other fathers, and I
think yours’ too if I am not mistaken, for a while anyway, around there and
then just headed south, or to Greece or someplace like that, for the cheaper
labor I heard later. She was one of the granddaughters or some such relation I
never did get it all down. And that part was not all that important anyway
because what mattered, what mattered to you, was that faint scent, that just
barely perceivable scent, some nectar scent, that came from Lydia when you sat
next to her in art class and you two talked, talked your heads off.
“But you never did anything about it,
not then anyway although you said when we talked later about it you had this
feeling, maybe just a feeling because you wanted things to be that way but a
feeling anyway, that she had expected you to ask her out. Asking out for junior
high school students then, and for freshmen in high school too because we
didn’t have licenses to drive cars, being the obligatory "first date"
at Jimmy Jack's Shack (no, not the one off Adamsville Boulevard, that's for the
tourists and old people, the one on Hancock up toward the Square is the one I
am talking about). You said you were just too shy and uncertain to do it.
“Why? Well you said it was because you
came from the “wrong side of the tracks” in the old town, over by the old
abandoned Old Colony tracks and she, well like I said came from a branch of the
Adams family that lived over on Elm in one of those Victorian houses that the
swells are crazy for now, and I guess were back then too. That is when you
figured that if you studied up on a bunch of stuff, stuff that you liked to
study anyway, then come freshman year you just might be able to get up the
nerve to ask her to go over to Jimmy Jack's for something to eat and to listen
to the jukebox after school some day like every other Tom, Dick and Harry did
then.
“.... So don’t tell me suddenly, a bell
rang, a real bell, students, like lemmings to the sea, were on the move,
especially those junior high kids that you had nodded to before as you took
those steps, two at a time. And don’t tell me it was too late then to worry
about style, or anything else. Or make your place in the sun as you went along,
on the fly. No, it was about who kind of brushed against you as you rushed up
the stairs and who gave you one of her biggest faintly-scented smiles as you
both raced up those funky granite steps. Yeah, a place in the sun, sure.”
And so there you had Frank satisfying
Frankie enough with his agreement to make public on the class website the gist
of his stubborn e-mail. Funny though as much time as they spent talking about
it back in the day and then when they resurrected it a few years ago Frank
never did get to first base Lydia in high school, although she sent him a few
more of those big faintly-scented smiles which Frank didn’t figure out until
too late. Within a couple of weeks of the school opening Lydia was seen hand in
hand with Paul Jones, a sophomore then, the guy who would lead North Adamsville
to two consecutive division football championships and who stayed hand in hand
with him until she graduated. Frank had had a few girlfriends in high school,
Harvard Square refugees like himself who went crazy for his two thousand facts
but they were not from the town. The few times Frank did try to get dates in
school or in town, get to first base, he was shot down for all kinds of
reasons, a couple of times because he did not have a car and the girls had not
the slightest interest in walking around on a date, a couple of times he was
just flat stood up when the girls he was to date took the next best thing
instead. Yeah, the Lydia hex sure did him in. And after that Laura disaster
don’t say he wasn’t jinxed, just don’t say it around him.