Out In the 1950s Night- A Grifter’s
Farewell
From The Pen Of Frank Jackman
Back in the 1950s the name Dan Shea
could be heard, sometimes in whispers, in almost any poker club, back road
Indian reservation casino or back alley 14th floor hotel room in the
less choice part of the downtown of any city of any size in California. You
would not hear his name in high roller Vegas or Reno, no, that was not his
turf, not his turf at all once he had been buried in Vegas and got the hell out
of town one jump ahead of the hard-nosed boys. So, no if you were looking for
him any night, any night after sundown, any night he could smell some guy who
thought he was lucky he would be in some poker club, casino, or back room hotel
anyway from Dago to Eureka (he avoided Oregon and latitudes north as being
below the standard for a stand-up grifter and so the borders of California were
home).
The reason that one Daniel Francis
Shea was known far and wide in certain gambling circles, sometimes mentioned in
whispers in those circles was simple, five card stud, the max daddy, walking
daddy, any kind of daddy of the poker world. And within that narrowly defined
world he was the king hell grifter, or was until that other shoe dropped, that
other shoe that will always drop when you play life close to the bone, when you
try to cut just one too many corners. And take it from me every grifter, even
every king hell grifter like Dan will eventually hear that shoe fall.
And like every other grifter that
has ever been born, or who will ever be born, Dan did the best he could. And
the best he could in the stud poker world, in the gambling world, and for that
matter in the back streets and low-life spots of any town of any size was to
win just enough more than he lost to keep him away from pawn shops, bail
bondsmen, loan sharks and other assorted denizen of the back alleys. In order
to do that he needed a steady supply of marks to step up to the table and lay
their money down, preferably in large bills but any denomination would do when
Dan needed to make his rent. And in order to provide that steady flow of marks
any grafter worth his salt needed a good roper to bring the prospects in. Timmy
(The Guy) Riley, Dan’s roper was a prime example of that honored profession.
Now there is no need to go into
Dan’s life, except to say he like a million other guys who saw service in World
War II was restless, was not going back to Omaha, Nebraska after the service
and search for the great American dream. That idea was blasted in some Pacific
island for Dan. He tried a couple of years of school on the GI Bill but he just
didn’t fit in, couldn’t cope with dizzy nineteen years old wet behind the ears
and all starry-eyed (although he did take a run at more than one co-ed,
nineteen didn’t matter in that particular category). What he did take from his
college stint was some important knowledge about probabilities from a Math
course that he took. That is why he always, or almost always was right in his
choices at cards-like the song said-he knew how to hold them, and he knew how
to fold them.
As for Dan’s actual grifter life
though there is no need to recite chapter and verse about his profession. Keep
searching for marks, move quickly, get up at noon, study various plays, search
for money for rent if luck was a little short, have a few drinks, maybe a joint
or two to mellow out when the routine got too monotonous. But mainly keep
moving, keep the action going, keep playing those odds. Oh yah, like I said Dan
had a way with women, although over all they were too much of a distraction,
all except, Lizabeth. Lizabeth, a torch-singer over at the Alhambra Club in Santa
Monica could get under his skin a little, and she was flat out in love with him
come hell or high water. And when things were tough, when Dan went dry for a
while old Lizabeth made sure his rent was paid and his loans covered. And maybe that was why she got under his
skin. That and when he was in a foul mood she could wipe it away with some
song, a song like Cry Me A River, her
signature song. But like I said for the rest of it the grifter’s life is
nothing but keeping on the move, keep looking for that next change, for El
Dorado.
And that need to hustle eventually
did one Daniel Shea in.
He had been on a hot streak out in
Indio and the high desert, had picked up about twenty thousand like finding money
on the ground. That was when the back alley guys, the newsies, the jack-roller,
the three- card Monte guys began to whisper his name. Timmy was bringing them
in, bringing the marks in who wanted to test Dan’s luck. But that dried up once
the mystique that Dan was on a serious roll took hold. So Timmy needed to go
far afield to get some decent marks, had to go to the uptown hotels and look
for, say, a travelling salesman, or some bank executive at a conference, guys
like that.
Well one night Timmy brought in a Mayfair
swell, a guy from New York, a big guy in advertising around that town, James
Short. Yes, that James Short who did the advertising campaign that put United
Airlines on the map back then. That night Dan was ahead maybe ten thousand,
maybe twelve, a big pot of dough for one night’s work and he wanted to quit
while he was ahead but Short kept badgering him to keep playing feeling his
luck was going to change. And it did. Without detailing every hand, every pot,
by six the next morning Short was ahead sixty- thousand dollars, most of it in
markers, in I.O.U. collectable when the banks opened. Dan had nowhere near that
sum and so he did what every respectable grifter did, he split to figure
things.
That move was the end of one Dan
Shea though, they found him in a ravine down along the Los Angeles River one
morning with two slugs in his heart. See, even Mayfair swells have their
standards and one James Short, a large deal in New York, was not about to let
some California low-life laugh at him. So he did what more than one New York Mayfair
swell has done when necessary. He hired a sweet New York hit man to take care
of business.
Oh
yah, as for Timmy Riley he went to work as a personal aide to James Short. See
that hotel night Timmy changed sides, changed sides and kept giving Short the
high- sign during the betting. So Dan Shea met the fate of many out in the back
alleys and dark streets of America, unmourned and unloved. Unmourned except for
Lizabeth who cried herself a river when she heard that Dan Shea had cashed his
check.
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