Once Again On The Death
Of A Super-Hero-With Ben Affleck’s “Batman vs. Superman”(2016) In Mind
By Associate Editor
Alden Riley
Okay, okay I expected
some blow-back from my put upon review of Ben Affleck’s Batman vs. Superman from 2016 where I mentioned that I cried no
tears over the death of Superman in that film. Although I expected it from a
closer source, mostly from Sandy Salmon who “ordered” me to write the review
since he was personally emotionally too distraught to do so since he had
apparently wasted away his childhood (and later years at it turned out)
endlessly reading comics and watching super-heroes go mano a mano against the
bad guys of this good green earth. Although Sandy read the review before it was
posted he made not huff and puff about it except that he was a little miffed by
the last couple of sentences where I make it seem like it was my job if had not
done the review which I had done in any case without good grace.
No the source is one Sam
Lowell, the longtime film editor here now in emeritus status. (Beside a few
maniac readers who decided for some ill- conceived reason to enter the lists in
defense of the caped crusader out of old time nostalgia or simply to write
something since they nothing better to do-I do not question motives but that is
what I think they were about given the hyper-tense tenor of the collective indignation.)
His objection. We, meaning me, should not be denigrating the idea of
super-heroes in a time when we are desperate for such figures. He argued
against my idea that just plain ordinary heroes, people who step up and
organize against the ills of the world, are what we need today as models.
Argued, vociferously argued, that super-heroes are the only ones capable of
taking on the mad men (and women) who run the world and those in the waiting
like ISIS and a million other tin-pot desperados too numerous to mention by
name. And that is exactly the nub of my objection to the man from Krypton. I am
writing this in early October, 2107 shortly after the horrific mass murders in
Las Vegas proved once again some very heroic actions by those same ordinary citizens.
It was wearisome for me to watch this film and see people running for cover,
running like rats, as the forces of evil descended on sweet Gotham hoping against
hope that Mister S would show his face and save them. Like very resilient New Yorkers
who put up with a ton of hell on a daily basis needed this dude to work things
out. No, a thousand times no.
Sam further went into
this spiel about how Superman had done more than yeoman’s service in the fight
against evil having taken out whole generations of bad guys and evil
empires-until that last tough stretch where it looked for all the world to see like
he had lost a step or too. He even alibied the caped crusader on that one
charging it off to known bad guy Lex Luthor’s evil schemes. Come on now
Superman was way over twenty-one, had free will and he just quit, went out with
a whimper on that front until he gathered in that last ditch bit of remorse by
falling on his shield (but only after honey Lois and sweet mother were taken
hostage). When I read that response I
called Sam up and asked him with as much aplomb as I could muster if he was
serious-if he believed that Superman had actually done anything except make his
creator and the film companies rich. Frankly I was glad that he had retired
since he seemed to have gotten a serious case of senility or something like
that.
Here is the kicker
though. Sam accused me of either willfully neglecting to point out that last
scene where something seems to be levitating around Clark Kent’s grave. Some arising
from the dead like Lazarus or Jesus Christ. (Kent Superman’s alter ego and
earthly persona had the official funeral while empty casket Superman was being
honored in Washington by a cover-up government which wanted the people to cower
and rely on their good services now that he was gone.) I finally figured out what Sam’s real deal was
about. It’s all about a religious experience. Sam has Superman as the modern savior,
the messenger from God at first misunderstood but come to save the world in end
times. That graveyard scene was the “second coming” of Jesus Christ arisen from
the grave. We walked that one around for a while until I realized that whatever
Sam’s mental state talking religion with a true believer is always a waste of breathe.
Yeah, as I told Sam I stand by my original statement-no tears are shed in this
corner for Superman’s demise, none. And plenty for those real citizens like the
firefighters in New York on 9/11 and the average citizens who saved lives in
Las Vegas heading to not away from the danger.
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