Saturday, October 20, 2018

The Fire Next Time Despite The Tweeter Firestorm-In Honor Of The 150th Anniversary Of The Publication Of Louisa May Alcott’s “Little Women” (1868)-A Book Review-Of Sorts

The Fire Next Time Despite The Tweeter Firestorm-In Honor Of The 150th Anniversary Of The Publication Of Louisa May Alcott’s “Little Women” (1868)-A Book Review-Of Sorts 






Book Review
By Alden Riley
Little Women, Louisa May Alcott, Roberts Brothers, 1868
To all those tweeters apparently with plenty of time on their hands who have raised their hackles over various statements made in two previous reviews commemorating the 150th anniversary of Louisa May Alcott’s once influential melodramatic novel Little Women all I can say taking a slogan from the Red Guards in the Chinese Cultural Revolution back in the 1960s and 1970s is “fire on the party headquarters.” Fire away all you want to your hearts content because I have been informed in no uncertain terms by site manager Greg Green that this is the last review he will authorize payment for. And he is right to call a halt to what after all was a simple review commemorating a slice of Americana and is deservedly pissed off that one turned into three when I have insisted that it was necessary as a professional to response to the dingbats and wooly-heads who have decided that I needed to hear their pathetic moaning about a book that even my artistic and literary daughter refused to read through. The only way I can do justice to what I have been defending for the three people who have not heard about the “controversy” and those two people who give a … is to run through what has occurred over the past weeks that this “furor” has been proceeding on my head. I won’t bore the reader with the original simple statements made but will refer to them in passing.
Maybe Greg, despite his righteous desire not to have to foot the bill for my answering every yahoo who has a Twitter account, is really the cause of this whole uproar (just kidding) because as part of becoming his own man, part of making himself a legend at this publication like he was at American Film Gazette, of distancing himself from the already legendary Allan Jackson was his decision to let his writers include some internal meanderings about how reviews are assigned and why. Like I said in the parentheses I was only kidding but there is grain of truth because Allan never brooked any such meanderings and the hard fact is that I was not in any way the natural reviewer for this Little Women book-fest. And I clearly stated up-front that I had never read the book, and the damn thing never had any influence over me or anybody I knew except my grandmother who read the book in about 1950. But Greg insisted on a male view, and on a run through of how I git stuck with the assignment (and tried to the famous old editorial runaround by asking me to do the third review by being paid by the word, an old-fashioned idea that went out with Herbert Hoover but I had the last laugh and he backed off after seeing how I “padded” this review just to spite him and his old bourgeois heart). 
Although in this third, third can you believe it over a tired old book, rendition of my review I want to concentrate on the person of one Bronson Alcott, allegedly Louisa May’s father although without DNA testing who knows given the wild existence he led, and led others on, who in the year 2018 has something like a cult following if you can believe the naïve defenses of this indefensible man let me save my own for later and speak of how we got to review number three. In the second review I mention: 
“I have to admit I am a bit exasperated over the “firestorm” from Twitter and other sources over my original book review honoring the 150th anniversary of the publication of Louisa May Alcott’s Little Women which I just found out has been made into a yet another film adaptation for a modern 21st century audience far removed from the semi-nomadic existent back in the day before cellphones and Facebook. Sometimes you just can’t win in any quarters that is for sure. I wouldn’t mind if the prairie fire came from one comment but even side issue stuff raised some ire. Jesus. First, I mentioned- “I thought things were supposed to change around here with the changing of the guard, otherwise known at least among the younger writers as the purge and exile of the previous site manager Allan Jackson and his replacement by Greg Green after a bitter internal fight with no holds barred and no prisoners taken in the fall of 2017.”
Frankly I don’t, and I hope nobody else does either, wants to go through the horrible details of that purge, that is right, purge and ignoble exile of one Allan Jackson after he went off the rails back in 2016 and early 2017 attempting to use the publication’s demographics to give an all-out blitz coverage of every freaking two bit event that occurred in the 1960s like the following two generations, me and mine, gave a fuck about almost all of that except maybe the assassination of  John F. Kennedy and that only because only a child would believe that a donk, a loner, a loser like Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone and you don’t have to be Oliver Stone to know that the CIA and maybe LBJ hatched the whole thing to put that bastard in power.
If I seem venomous now about the whole internal struggle and am now fully in Greg’s corner (except I disagree heartily that this review should be a freebie another idea he floated before the ill-fated by the word joke offer) and of course the Editorial Board that makes sure he doesn’t go off the rails like Allan it is because one Allan Jackson, now back in camp here as a contributing editor by the good graces of Greg and Ed Board head Sam Lowell, an old friend of Allan’s, has challenged me on a number of hard facts about what he did, or didn’t do, once he was purged and sent into Utah exile. Not only that but has joined the second wave firestorm (what beautiful Sam Lowell has called for umpteenth time a tempest in a teapot) claiming I have libeled him not once but twice. I will deal with his allegations, his feeble legal theory that I should be put up on a rack and squeezed hard for those so-called libels which he has yet to refute except some mumbo-jumbo about “half-truths” always the back-up position of the truly desperate-and wrong.         
Let me finish up with what I had to say about the internal fight and be done with it:
“Although as a free-lancer, a stringer I did not have a decisive vote in the vote of no confidence that replaced Allan Jackson, in the interest of the seemingly obligatory statement of transparency an old friend of some of the writers here from high school and anti-war Vietnam War soldier days, with Greg I do know from various sources, reliable sources, that among the younger writers their actions were seen as a fight to the death. That Allan had to go, that Greg had to take over the whole site manager operation and that a guiding hand Editorial Board had to be established so one person could not wield an iron hand over the whole operation in the future. All of this over the to me [at the time before I knew how venomous an ex-legend could be] pretty harmless policy decisions of Allan to spent plenty of time in 2017 and 2018 commemorating the 50th anniversaries of the many historically important events of that era beginning with the Summer of Love, 1967. 
At some point, maybe rightly if the extent of coverage projected by Allan is any indication the younger writers ire, who like myself at best knew of those events second or third hand rebelled, got some aid from old-timer Sam Lowell, also an old friend of Allan’s from high school days who decided it was time to “pass the torch” they were able to remove Allan from his post. According to Sam Lowell, who after all as “the father we never knew” of the rebellion should know, the talk around the water cooler was to fight to the finish, to send Allan packing, no regrets. So now readers who have a partisan interest in defending the actions of the younger writers are up in arms arguing that their “gentile” actions were merely to force Allan to retire… I am done with the silly issue and Sam has agreed to reply to anybody who still feels that terms like “purge” and “exile” were exaggerations of what went on. Done. (And that condition still applies for those who have that excess time on their hands and need the services of a cyberspace lonely hearts club to while away their midnight hours previously spent beside the silent telephone waiting for somebody, anybody, to call.)    
Next up in the batting order was a simple statement about Greg’s early stewardship and the pitfalls of following a legendary figure at this publication like Allan Jackson after his purge and exile-“Then Greg, I think to show he was his own boss, his own operator came up with the silly, silly even to Will Bradley who originally presented the idea before thinking better of it, that to appeal to a younger, eventually non-existent audience, that the publication would feature film reviews of Marvel/DC comic book characters gone to screen, serious analysis of rap and current pop music, and review graphic novels. …”
I came on board shortly before this change of leadership while Greg was handling the day to day operations and Allan was making policy decisions, so I had a chance to see what Greg was trying to do to make his own mark, to become his own legend here just as he had been for many years over at American Film Gazette. In the beginning of the Green regime through Senior Film Editor Sandy Salmon I was getting some very good films, books, and music to review. Assignments like the Hammer film noir series pitting my take against Seth Garth’s, commemorating the various anniversaries of books like The Great Gatsby that had heretofore been staples of the Western literary canon and all kinds CD reviews from classic rock to world music.
Then the world caved in. Somehow Greg thought that what was needed to spruce up the publication, to appeal to a younger audience in the 21st century rather than the hard-core Generation of ‘68 devotees who have sustained this publication since their own youths back in hard copy days through the current on-line version was to review comic book character films, video games and such, and rap and techno-music in its various mutations. A bad decision which even Greg knew was true as he retreated back to some more civilized material. The blow-back from readership was this seemingly orchestrated sycophantic echo about how I was being too hard on Greg for a momentary mistake, a good faith effort to reach a new audience, to try something new and that it had been,  and I will quote from one irate tweet “bad taste” to bring up that serious error of judgment now that Greg has righted the ship. Ho hum. 
I certainly have been around long enough in the publishing business now to know how to weather such storms but the next “fire storm,” really a tempest in a teapot to quote Sam Lowell on some internal controversy, a one- man crusade really was too much. Here is what I “wrongly” said- “Then Allan Jackson whom we all though had perished, gone to pot, dope pot, was working for Mitt Romney out in Utah Mormon country, running a whorehouse with an old flame in East Bay or living with an old former hometown corner boy turned “out” drag queen in San Francisco depending on which rumor you believed at the moment, showed up to do a series of encore presentations of material he had produced over the years in order to get back that older audience which had sustained the publication through good times and bad.”
I noted at the time the following which under normal circumstances I would not continue to argue about except once again on Allan Jackson, the previously purged and self-exiled site manager at this publication has joined forces with the dingbats who have decided to bombard me with lame defenses of Allan’s 1960s nostalgia trips and Greg ill-fated and ill-advised leap into the depths of social media-driven youth culture and come up empty-handed. Moreover Allan has continued despite our working currently for the same publication me with a steady by-line and he living on literary hand-outs and special pleadings to accuse me of libeling him on where he went when he got the axe, when he was run out of town like a cur. Just to let him know that I know what is what Allan as a well-known publisher, in short in the public square, should know that he would face a high threshold as such under Sullivan vs. New York Times and its progeny if I had actually legally libeled him. Yes, so stop whining and answer with something better than that weak-kneed “half-truths” noise.  For that reason alone I will, once again, detail my information about what happened to Allan after he was booted from civil society. 
“Of course, the one-man crusade was one Allan Jackson, now a contributing editor doing encore presentations at this publication under the good graces of his old friend Sam Lowell and Greg. Apparently Allan does not have Greg and Sam’s good graces and let the whole shady rumored past year or so go to ground. No sooner had he seen my comments that he ripped out a few thousand word “essay” on my “libelous” statements concerning his whereabout after he got that proverbial boot in 2017. If anybody, and I worry about what you have been doing with your precious time if you have, has not seen Allan’s encore presentation introductions which are as self-serving as anything I have seen of late then a brief summary of his slights is in order. Under Allan’s tutelage all rumors were allegedly untrue or half-truths (a nice dodge when you are on the defensive, especially those unfamiliar with the intentionality rule in libel cases to tar the writer that scurrilous “half-truth” tag).”
Allan, to his credit and I think to avoid his own heightened legal liability if you think about it although I have no intention, none, of taking any kind of action against him except as a foil here, didn’t try to weasel out of what everybody knew was true, that he had been purged and gone into exile like a beaten cur. Gone far away to try to “rebrand” himself where he was not well known. What he has argued, unconvincingly, is that he merely went West to seek work after he had been “blackballed” by some phantom network emanating from this publication along the East Coast. I have recently been given by our legal department five affidavits from publishers in New York and Boston who almost overnight after hearing of Allan’s untimely, their common term, ouster offered him jobs with increases in salary and less responsibility just to have his name on the masthead (and not on some other publication and mercifully not on ours). He allegedly needed money for his various ex-wife alimonies and the onerous college tuitions for his slew of good kids still in the higher education pipeline and has declared (at the notoriously accurate office water cooler) that no East Coast publisher would touch him with a ten- foot pole. In an age of the casual off-hand lie this is a whooper.  
[Around the water cooler when he is not around and I am fellow real writers and not hand-me-down rewrite men like Allan have speculated that he brought up that whole black-ball business just to get back in Greg’s good graces although it makes more sense that he would suck up to Sam, knowing that Sam also had three ex-wives feeding at the trough and that obligatory slew of kids with college eyes. All I know is that if I had been kicked out of a job in an organization that I helped found I would not have come back hat in hand to do what is essentially second-level rewrite work on stuff I am not so sure after the rock and roll series is worth a second run.]  
I also noted in that second review the following which I will comment on anew afterward since Allan has challenged me on my facts:   
“We can dismiss the Mitt Romney press agent rumor out of hand since I looked at the archives for 2008 and 2012 and noted that Allan had skewered him and his white underwear fetish, his inability to keep to one single answer for more than ten minutes before flipping earning the sobriquet “Mr. Flip-Flop,” and his undying hatred for those who have not gouged the populace and not emulated his scorched earth policies at Bain Enterprises. At least I thought I could discount that rumor until I found out from Sam Lowell, who knows Allan like a book, when he went up to Olde Saco, Maine to offer Allan that Encore Presentation gravy job, that he told Sam that when he had landed in Salt Lake City out in the Utahs he approached the editors of the Salt Lake Tribune for a job to tide him over for a while. Here is the totally cynical part when you think about it. He intended to use that position to springboard himself onto Mitt’s campaign when he announced he was running for the U.S. Senate seat ancient Orrin Hatch was vacating. That is neither here nor there job-wise but his “pitch” was that since he had been an expert skewer of Mitt he would be the perfect guy to deflect any hard-ball stuff that those unruly ruffians might throw Mitt’s way. Yeah, cynical is right.”
[Once again truth-teller Sam Lowell knows his man, and incidentally although I do not know him well has aided my side in this tempest in a teapot dispute Allan has waged against me. Sam showed me the letter Allan sent directly to Mitt out in Utah asking if he wanted to play golf so they could discuss future plans. It seems that after 2012 Allan and Mitt had been paired together at a charity event at Belmont Country Club outside of Boston when that was one of Mitt’s ten thousand residences and had kind of buried the hatchet once neither man thought Mitt would run for any office again. I stand by my “Yeah, cynical is right” and it is rather noticeable that while Allan hammered me on other stuff he left this one down in the human sink.] 
I also stand by my remarks about romance and love below except I have found out why Allan really hammered me on his then current affair with Madame La Rue. It had nothing to do with that really but that I had mentioned that he had funded, had loaned Madame La Rue the money to buy and refurbish that mansion turned high-end whorehouse. See Allan had been married to wife number two back in those 1970s days while he was diddling with the Madame and he today is afraid that said wife number two will do something crazy if she finds out he lent Madame a couple of hundred thousand then and she didn’t have enough dough to payteh bills. Oh, well.    
“A man, any man, any woman for that matter has the right to have an affair with whoever they want and not have it published throughout the land. The rumor about Allan running a whorehouse, a high-end whorehouse for high-end Asian businessmen with a kinky streak, for a taste for a walk on the wild side, with an old flame, a woman who goes by the name Madame La Rue whose real name I have known for a while but will stick with her alias since my beef is with Allan not her was essentially true. From “an unnamed but reliable source who has asked to remain anonymous since he or she is not authorized to speak publicly about the matter” I found out that Allan landed in Half Moon Bay south of Frisco, the site of Madame’s house of ill-repute as Fritz Taylor put it in his ironic tone with the clothes on his back and not much else and Madame lend him a bunch of money, so-called lent him the money. Back in the day and I am not sure if it was before they split or after Allan (while still married to wife number two) had fronted Madame the dough to buy an old worn-out mansion on the shoreline, fix it up, grease some palms and other start-up costs-with no strings attached and no requirement to pay back. Nice, very nice. So Madame was just paying back that unrequired pay-back. That is the public story-the real story is that Allan acted as “master of ceremonies” at the place to earn his keep. I don’t know about you but that sounds an awful like pimp to me. Frankly I think Madame got the worse of the bargain for her out-lay but I will keep mum about that since I am told they had started up their old torch while he was there before she booted him out for some unexplained reason.”
I will let the following stand as is since Allan has relented on brow-beating me about his friendship with Miss Judy Garland his old friend Timmy Riley after he came out of that very deep closet he was in once he got out of his boyhood growing up town. Maybe the fact that Sam Lowell and Seth Garth have photos, cellphone selfies, of Allan acting as “master of ceremonies” at a drag queen revue has something to do with it as well.   
“Seth, Jack Callahan (who had done yeoman’s service funding this publication in the dark red ink days), Si Lannon, Sam, all Allan’s friend, his corner boys from the old Acre neighborhood in North Adamsville had the usual pre-Stonewall “fag” “light on his feet,” ‘fairy” vocabulary and social distain before they got enlightened about LGBTQI matters. The one person who I have not put in that mix but who was in the thick of the gay-baiting of certain people (and of each other as well accepted ritual in those hard macho days) is Timmy Riley. Timmy Riley who maybe as a defense mechanism of his own preferences suppressed himself as long as he was in the Acre, and before Stonewall at what cost we will never know. Timmy though turned into Miss Judy Garland, a drag queen, who subsequently has run the famous drag queen club in Frisco for many years. What people did not know was that Allan at some point when Timmy was down in the streets lend him the money to buy the Kit Kat Club in North Beach and from there he zoomed along to fame and fortune. So the story-the public story is that after Madame threw Allan out he went to Timmy with some sad tale and Timmy lend him some money. (All of this money supposedly to pay that damn alimony and those blood-sucker colleges, Allan’s expressions). The real story is that Allan, while living above the club in one of Timmy’s spare rooms declared himself “master of ceremonies” downstairs at the club. Yeah, right we can read between the lines.”
Jesus now to the real deal, or what I thought was the real deal from those Twitter fanatics abetted now by Allan who has taken up their defense of one Bronson Alcott, Louisa May’s besotted father who was something like the Jim Morrison of the Doors in his day and has claimed that I have libeled that bastard-bearing man. I will address the whole explosive issue below but the thoughtful reader should have a little background as to why supposedly rational Tweeters are raising a hue and cry about Papa Bronson.                  
“Remember boys and girls all these critics of my review have said not word one about the impact, or lack of impact, of the Ms. Alcott’s book on me, or the world of literature. And before I mention what they have said, or not said there is yet another firestorm they had been more than happy to enflame. This is the offending section-“The only thing I knew about Louisa May Alcott, and this second-hand through Sandy Salmon when he was Senior Film Editor and I was his associate editor was that her father, Bronson Alcott, was a wild man, had run amok at Brook Farm, the holy of holies in the pre-Civil War Transcendentalist movement, you know Emerson, Thoreau and other Buddha-like figures who ran around Cambridge, mainly Brattle Street telling naked truths naked. Bronson has run through whatever dough he had from his inheritance and had fathered, some say illegimately, a bunch of children by various female denizens of that isolated farm including Nathaniel Hawthorne’s wife and had had an affair with Herman Melville’s brother. Such things are hard to pin down but all I know for sure is that he claimed Louisa May and three other young women as his children. Lacking DNA testing who knows. So old Bronson was a certified wild man no doubt…”
I need not stand on the silly defense that the information I got about the old wild man Bronson Alcott, Louisa’s beloved if looney father, was gathered from Sandy Salmon, my boss. I refer the reader, and especially those readers who have decided out of some serious naivete to defend this lout, Sol Sandburg’s classic and some say definitive book on Bronson Alcott and the whole Brook Farm ménage In The Time Before Hippie Times; The Brook Farm Commune. Reading the book made even my jaded ears ring. Sure there were serious things going on in the ante bellum period in America, up in cold New England where the least of it was that they stopped believing in the eternal Father, Son, Holy Ghost trifecta, stopped believing in God if you really delve into the Universalist doctrine without flinching. Started a whole movement called if you can believe this the Transcendentalist movement which let’s face it would draw as many wooly-headed minds as intellectual giants like Thoreau and Emerson. The streets of Cambridge were filled with cranks con-men and drifters of no repute who were ready to listen to anybody except maybe Martin Van Buren about how to break out of the nine to five rat-trap circa the 1840s.
This mayhem was a perfect foil for a flake like Bronson Alcott (who also had several aliases to cover his various bigamous marriages both before Brook Farm and after so when I pose the question of who were actually Bronson’s prodigy I wasn’t blowing smoke although the four Alcott sisters, including literary Louisa May, seen to have been his legitimate daughters-all others including the bastard raised by Nathaniel Hawthorne are different stories). No money, no standing, no anything yet he was able in those odd times to ingratiate himself with a ton of intellectual heavyweights and eventually have a soft landing at Brook Farm where he literally went amok, went crazy with laudanum, morphine, hemp (what we call marijuana), opium anything coming off the China sea Yankee clippers that could be ingested. Had those two billion affairs and whatever number of children and walked away with not so much as a by your leave when the place folded due to corruption, malfeasance and general hubris. Some say he was later kept by a woman who ran a whorehouse next to the Parker House in Boston since he was so dope-addled that he was unemployable and needed ut a whatever alms would provide for the children he would claim as his own. A shabby, shabby man and Sol Sandburg nailed the bugger, put him in the deadbeat hall of fame. This is the guy all those irate tweeters have been defending unto death for the sake of Louisa May’s reputation. But enough.” 
It is hard to know where to begin when you are dealing with the young who have no real background to go by and have taken to the defense of Bronson Alcott merely because he was some famous writer’s father and the daughter had written about the plight of energetic but suppressed young women in the middle of the 19th century. The latest “defense” of one Bronson Alcott is to say I am mistaken, that Bronson Alcott never had any association with Brook Farm over in what is now West Roxbury but an admittedly failed experiment called Fruitland out in what is now Harvard the other side of Concord, all Massachusetts towns.
Are they kidding. Yes, Bronson Alcott ran amok out in Harvard, drove the women crazy there with his drunkenness, debauchery, and frankly weird rules of behavior like not eating meat or wearing meat products, and other stuff that can be checked on. But this guy really was a beast, a deadbeat of the worse sort. All true. But what they fail to get, consciously fail to get is that a guy like Bronson had many aliases. According to Sol Sandburg he had several Amos Bronson, Alcott Brown, Amos May, Amos Alcott, Willard Saint Orge, Maxwell Amos and so on. A very quick look at who inhabited Brook Farm will find those names readily available on member rosters. So if you can believe this these tweeters are not only defending a stumblebum at Brook Farm but have dragged in Fruitland atrocities as well. What these naïve folk fail to realize is that the good Constables of Boston had his number, had his arrest record. Apparently thinking that without DNA testing, without the Internet and computers our forebears could not be traced to their vile deeds. Read Hawthorne about Brother Bronson who not only violated his wife but his brother, more importantly read Sol Sandburg for the real deal. The worse part of all this is that Allan Jackson who once was something of a legend in the business is the one who tried to muddy the waters with that Fruitland stuff when he knew better. Check his review of Sol’s book in the 1982 archives for American Film Gazette in his sunnier days (which in those days also did book and music reviews before it went on-line to survive) in his sunnier days.     
I admit I am still at wit’s end as to why the tsunami of tweets has fallen on my head on side matters and almost nothing has been mentioned about my contention that nobody reads the damn book anymore much less that it serves as any kind of model for young women today. I will end this third unfortunately necessary review with my original thoughts about the place of Little Women in the literary pantheon. 
“Like I said a minute ago nothing about the fucking book, not word one about what to their young impressible lives and I can only conclude, male or female, these tweeters have had nothing better to do with their time that throw cyberspace bombs my way to cover the very hard fact that except for an occasional Seven Sisters Lit major nobody has read the book since about 1960, maybe 1950. That said, that truth uttered why did nobody bother to froth-mouthed respond to my take on the book’s place, or non-place, in the expanded Western canon. In the interest of complete-ness I will retail what I have written previously in the forlorn hope somebody might pick a real literary fight in L.M. ‘s defense:   
“Here is where things get weird though Sandy who knew Allan Jackson when they both were much younger and had worked the free-lance stringer racket we all go through before getting our so-called cushy by-lines at American Film Gazette asked him what sources I should go to for a look at the lingering influence of the book on modern girls and young women. Told Sandy to tell me to ask my sister, Ellen, when she had read the book and what she had thought of it. Here is the honest truth Ellen had never heard of the book, didn’t know who or what I was talking about and when I told her the outline of the story she laughed, smirked and laughed again saying “are you kidding” who had time to read such old-time melodramas. Failing that avenue I figured that I would work my way back so I mentioned the book I was reviewing to my mother who told me that my grandmother had read her the book at night before bed but she didn’t remember much except there were four sisters who grew up and got married or something like that and were good wives except one who died young of some strange disease. She said ask my grandmother. Bingo. Grandma quoted me chapter and verse without hesitation until I asked how the book influenced her. She told me those were different times, more restrictive times even against her growing up times in the 1930s so she would have to pass on the influence question. She was only a little shocked that my sister knew nada about the book and my mother only a little more. So I am going to take a stab and say as a 150th anniversary honor-women you have come a long way since those homebody marriage child-rearing times.  
I had to think awhile, had to ask Seth Garth who is good at this kind of question and his old flame Leslie Dumont, both fellow writers here what it was about the novel that would have appealed to young girls and women up at least until my grandmother’s growing up times. And why when I later asked some other female contemporaries they came up as blank as my sister on even having heard of the book. Leslie said it best, or at least better. Those were male dominated times and so even the least amount of spunk, independence by say Jo, who is the character in the book who pretty much represents Louisa May’s profile was like a breath of fresh air even to young girls and women who knew the score, knew they would be driven back into the cave if they got too brave. Seth, who was more than willing to defer to Leslie’s judgment took a more historical approach saying there was nothing in the plotline that dealt with eternal truths so that such a novel would have a limited life-span except in the groves of academia where a couple of generations of Ph.ds could get worked up about the social meaning of it all.  
That is about it except to briefly trace the story line, or lines since there are actually two main threads, the almost universal family-centered expectations for women and Louisa May’s struggle to get somebody to survive into strong independence co-managership of the family along with a thoughtful husband. Oldest sister Meg is pretty conventional, beautiful and domestic preaching to the younger sisters’ choir about the need to be civilized and good God-fearing wives. Jo, Louisa May’s character is strong-willed and thoughtful and will make the marriage that Alcott thought should be appropriate for her times and class (and the unspoken truth was to end the shameful lusts and lechery of one Bronson Alcott). Beth is something of a cipher, musical but early on sickly who died young from the after effects of horrible scarlet fever so no real lesson can be drawn from her life. (Funny how these Victorian novelists, male and female, have to have some frail sickly female character hovering in the background.) Amy, the youngest, is the closest to the character that let’s say my daughter could relate to if she ever finished reading the book which she adamantly refused to finish after reading about a third of it and declaring the thing utterly boring even the Amy character who struggle for artistic self-expression is very similar to her own feelings about what she wants out of life. As Sam Lowell has stated on many occasions-a slice of life circa the 1860s-that is the “hook.”     

Fast Cars and Fast Women, Okay A “Fast” Young Woman- With Josh Breslin’s Film Review Of Nicolas Cage’s “Gone in Sixty Seconds” (2002) In Mind


Fast Cars and Fast Women, Okay A “Fast” Young Woman- With Josh Breslin’s Film Review Of Nicolas Cage’s “Gone in Sixty Seconds” (2002) In Mind 



By Laura Perkins

I loved fast cars as a young girl, young woman, still do. I will give details in a moment about why and what happened but let me tell you how that youthful excitement came on the radar of late. You never know what kind of conversation you will get into around the water cooler at this publication except maybe if you are there when my fellow older writers are sipping it will center on some youthful adventure back in the prehistoric 1950s and 1960s. That time frame important since that era was something like the golden age of the automobile and certain rites of passage around cars went with it for young men and women. Today’s generation apparently in the age of the lime bicycle, Uber and Lyft don’t have anything like the same experiences we had when car was king and to be a queen, to be seen in some cowboy’s “boss” care (a lost term of art which every other older writer I mentioned the term to immediately recognized as such) you had to have some respect for the vehicles. Otherwise you would find yourself, especially as a young woman sitting frantically by the midnight phone while others were cavorting in the night. That cavorting can best be left to the reader’s imagination not because of any prudery on my part but because the demographics of the sustaining readership tells you we all know what that meant whether it was out on some back country lovers’ lane road, up on Eagle’s Pass far from prying eyes and the snooping authorities or down by the shore shifting sand watching as Sam Lowell put it ‘watching the submarine races” the local term for the why of those fogged up cars along the boulevard. Of course, Sam my long-time companion and fellow writer have spent many hours regaling each other with our kid’s stories but I still say that down by the seashore for a farm brought up girl sounded very interesting, very interesting.     
(By the way, speaking of today’s generation, the so-called millennials, a couple of my grandchildren don’t even have driver’s licenses and they are in their mid-twenties. Damn, we were out learning how to drive even before we could legally do so and thought nothing of it, especially in my growing up farm country where maybe you learned to drive a tractor or truck at fourteen before you ever got behind the wheel of a car, boss or otherwise.)
But getting back to the water cooler talk after my little intergenerational pithy social analysis one day Josh Breslin was talking about his latest assignment, his latest film assignment Nicolas Cage’s 2000 car boost classic Gone In Sixty Seconds where the legendary car thief Memphis Raines, whose photograph was up on my bedroom wall when I was a kid because a boyfriend had given it to be as a present, as a sign of his affections, such things meant a lot to an isolated girl, me,  had to steal something like fifty cars in a short period or else his brainless brother would be toast on the say so of the villainous enemy gangster character in the film, some nefarious Brit. Josh mentioned he was not sure why site manager Greg Green had assigned him the film since he had not been all that much of a car freak when he was young.
Josh did mention that he knew that his boyhood friend Peter Paul Markin had been, against all form, against his nerdish absent-minded professor appearance the greatest “hot wire” guy he had every known. After viewing the film and in his review Josh declared that Markin, always reverently called Scribe by the clot of older writers who work here and who knew him before he fell down at a too early age back in the 1970s over some busted drug deal that nobody to this day knows why went awry down in Mexico, could show old Memphis a thing or two. He mentioned a time when he first met Scribe out in San Francisco in the Summer of Love, 1967 and he went up to him to ask for some dope, and got it, starting a too short lifelong friendship while Scribe was sitting in a boss Camaro. It was not until much later that Josh found out that car turned out to belong to the mayor’s son and he had boosted it right in front of City Hall Plaza with a half dozen cops looking on. (By the way for the stray Generation X and millennials who might have found this publication the “boost” was a term of art for stealing cars and “hot wire” was the way it was done without keys and without muss or fuss by grandees like Scribe.)
Back at that cooler I startled Josh, and maybe Leslie Dumont (an old flame of his, and maybe they have rekindled from what I have also heard at another water cooler conversation and by my keen powers of observation when they seem to be constantly smiling at one another for no apparent reason a sure sign known since childhood on my part) who has just retired from her big by-line at Women Today and is once again a contributor here now and young Will Bradley, fresh from his “wars” with Seth Garth over who is who in the film noir detective world, who were also privy to the conversation when I mentioned that I loved cars growing up, or rather loved to be seen in cars, or better sitting beside some guy in a “boss” car ready to do battle for me, for my “favors” in a “chicken run” (another “term of art” to be explained below).
They were astonished given what they have long known of my personally quiet adult demeanor and all that they know about me and about my very sedate lifestyle of late. Here’s where looks and style are deceiving. Where an ex-professor’s look hides more than one would think. I was raised in farm country in upstate New York outside of Albany in Mechanicsville, Dutch country, Dutch country as they came up the Hudson from New York City, then New Amsterdam, and populated the area once the wonder of the first load of sailors who saw that Fitzgerald “fresh green breast of land” got themselves land-locked and moved up river. (That Fitzgerald The Great Gatsby final paragraph courtesy of Sam Lowell who is crazy for the guy’s works and who smiles at me for no apparent and me back too.)        
Yes, so I knew how to drive a pick-up truck before I ever knew how to drive a manually- clutched automobile. Knew how nice it was to be mobile like that. Of course, that all had nothing at all to do with the social scene among the young in that country atmosphere in the 1960s when all hell was breaking loose elsewhere. What it had plenty to do with was getting out of the farmhouse, getting out on weekends. See every guy who was anything also knew how to drive, how to “soup-up” a car and how to have some young thing sitting next to him come that Friday or Saturday night. That was how I started to be seen with Indian Jack, the “king” of the chicken run night out our way in the back roads of roads leading out of Albany. (Indian Jack was for real an Indian, or part Indian, now Native American or a member of an indigenous tribe, in his case the Mohawk tribe which had been in the area long before those land-locked Dutch sailors ever saw the place.)
Indian Jack prided himself on two things, always having the fastest car in the county and always having a pretty girl sitting next to him in that fast car. Not that I was the prettiest girl Indian Jack ever had although I was “Queen” of my Senior Prom at Half Moon High but that was as much my sociable personality and intelligence as beauty but I did keep up my appearances since that counted and I wanted to be counted in. Thelma McGraw was the prettiest girl Indian Jack ever had sitting next to him but she was an “ice queen” and kind of stuck up so nobody missed her when I took over her seat. You should also know that the average “chicken run” won girl was not like me, not like me at all. They ran to buxom big breasts, tight cashmere sweaters, short revealing tight skirts, heavy mascara, chewing gum and serious reputation for sexual activism to put the matter politely. I was something of an outlier, was not liked by that part of the tribe, although I was by the regular country girls who just wanted to get off the farm, get out of the house and breathe whether they liked fast cars or not. They as it turned out were happy that I was Indian Jack’s girl (although that did not stop them from trying to beat my time with Jack, trying to get their young asses in that passenger seat).        
I might as well stop and tell how I got to be Indian Jack’s girl since I mentioned how he “won” me which will tell a lot about the social milieu among the fast car set (the fast women aspect can be left to your imagination although I was pretty naïve about sex both before Indian Jack and afterwards too). See I had started out as Moon Mooney’s girl, a guy in my class in high school who was also a farm boy from the next farm over whom I had known since kindergarten, and who had a great 1956 Chevy Impala if I recall correctly, two-toned white and green with those aerodynamic wings and very comfortable cushy seats (not the bucket seats of today but a one piece operation which allowed a girl to sit right next to her guy, maybe head on his shoulder or to have three across but who cared about that on date night when it was one on one).
Moon, real name Jeffrey, was crazy for cars, was crazy to race too although the few times I had seen him do so did not seem like he was built for heavy running the roads. But that is where the “culture” comes in. Guys were always egging each other and themselves on about who had not only the “boss” car which might only be the best-looking car like the vaunted 1957 Chevy when that was king of the schoolboy night but the fastest.        
Moon was no exception to that draw. Thought he could take on anybody after beating “Wreck” Phillips and “Dink’” Monroe on the “chicken run.” Strictly amateur stuff as it turned out but the stuff that dreams are made of as Humphrey Bogart said in some movie which I don’t remember the name of. This chicken run business is just what it sounds like and whether they are still doing it in the back- country roads it is still the same. Pick some Two AM weekend morning back road like New York 146 in my youth or after U.S. 87 took a ton of traffic away U.S. 9 near my house and let two guys start from zero and beat the other guy no matter what was in the road ahead, especially what might be on the road ahead. That was what we spent our late-night times as much as working the lovers’ lane wrestling matches we found ourselves in.
Sometimes this was for money, sometimes for the other guy’s car (a trade-off) and sometimes for a guy’s girl. That latter was the way Indian Jack swept me off my feet. He had heard that Moon was looking to race him and had heard that I was pretty so one Saturday afternoon when Moon and I were at the A&W for hamburgers Indian Jack came up in back of us in his souped up 1949 Hudson. Moon made the mistake of sort of, only sort of, guffawing when he saw Indian’s auto and that was enough for Indian to make the wager the winner takes the girl (in those days the girl was strictly window dressing in the decision department but truth be told I was very interested in big handsome Indian and got some funny feeling when the whole idea of being the prize swept over me-like I say truth to tell). Needless to say that Thelma was not happy about the matter but like I said no girl was asked about the matter and I never heard any girl refusing to be the bet, or not walking away with the winner if it was not her current guy. And needless to say Indian Jack blew Moon’s crate off the road (literally with me in the passenger seat).

When the dust settled and Indian Jack came back to claim his “prize” I got out of Moon’s busted up car, Thelma got out of Indian’s and I slid nice as could be beside him. I am not sure how Thelma got home or how Moon got his jalopy back home but I did see him several days later after school at the Dairy Queen talking to some freshman girl.  As for Indian Jack he was my first guy, my first serious sexual experience, and while he could be rough-handed he also could be gentle. It was only by way of an armed robbery of the Midnight Diner that broke us up since he was going up for two to five and my parents practically kept me locked up in the house until Senior Prom night when Wayne Sellars escorted me to my throne. I can still feel the wind in my hair when those cars were going full out, still turn my head when I see a classic car on the road or at a show.          

Sports And Social Issues DO Intersect-In Honor Of Muhammad Ali, Tommy Smith And John Carlos-Colin Kaepernick-Same Struggle-Same Fight


Sports And Social Issues DO Intersect-In Honor Of Muhammad Ali, Tommy Smith And John Carlos-Colin Kaepernick-Same Struggle-Same Fight   






By Frank Jackman

It is hard to believe not that many of the same social issues, the question of racial and sexual equality in particular, from 50 years ago still haunt the land but that the yahoo, yes, yahoo reaction is still the same. Today we are talking about the intersection of sports and social issues but it could have been anything from the #MeToo movement to voter suppression in Georgia and elsewhere. It has been a while since San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick, ah, ex-quarterback “took the knee” to highlight in a personal way the charged subject of black inequality and police brutality toward the black community. But given the resurgent flack with the Nike contract it pays to mention that his work, his political work has a fairly long pedigree.
That pedigree without going back further in time got highlighted for me recently by two things I noticed when I was down in Washington, D.C. on another assignment and on fellow writer Seth Garth recommendation I stepped into the National Portrait Gallery’s year-long exhibition on that fateful year 1968 which we are now commemorating the 50th anniversary of many of the key and shocking events. I have mentioned elsewhere, as have a number of the old guard writers at this publication who also came of age in those times, my reaction to the events and so need not detain the reader on that score. A couple of photographs got me thinking about sports and society if you will. One was a clip of Muhammad Ali (former Cassius Clay) talking about his reasoning for refusing draft induction in the U.S. military during the height of the Vietnam War and the other was the perhaps more famous one of Olympic champion at the 200m Tommy Smith and bronze medalist John Carlos “taking the raised black fist” on the medal podium in Mexico City.        
Both situation evoked hue and cry from rabid sports nuts, ravenous sports officials and their hangers-on in the media and of course the disturbed the boast corporate sponsors of all things sports. So Colin join the club. What seems weird some fifty years later when the sports industry, yes, industry cries foul when business as usual, which means the population consuming what ever sports package is presented is upended by political and social controversy like this area of life was in some kind of no entrance bubble. Now I admit I am not much of a sports fan, maybe a little college football because I have felt that this was one of the least consumer-driven areas although even that is suspect but whether I agree with whatever tactic is being used sports is “fair game” as a platform for talking about social injustices and the like. Hell, the other side, the yahoos,  have been spouting their mores, morals, and bullshit forever. One example takes the thing in the right direction. At one time early in the 20th century professional baseball had blacks on major league teams. Then the owners got together and froze blacks out as a concession to racial animosities among whites. It took practically a civil war in itself, witness the Jackie Robinson story, to get blacks back in. Case closed.        

As The 100th Anniversary Of The Armistice Day 11/11/1918 at 11 AM Commences-Some Creative Artists Who Fought/Died/Lived Through The Nightmare That Destroyed The Flower Of European And American Youth –George Braques

As The 100th Anniversary Of The Armistice Day 11/11/1918 at 11 AM Commences-Some Creative Artists Who Fought/Died/Lived Through The Nightmare That Destroyed The Flower Of European And American Youth –
Georges Braque 

By Seth Garth

A few years ago, starting in August 2014 the 100th anniversary of what would become World War I, I started a series about the cultural effects, some of them anyway, of the slaughter which mowed down the flower of the European youth including an amazing number of artists, poets, writers and other cultural figures. Those culturati left behind, those who survived the shellings, the trenches, the diseases, and what was then called “shell shock,” now more commonly Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) which is duly recognized, and compensated for at least in the United States by the Veterans Administration in proven cases reacted in many different ways. Mainly, the best of them, like the ordinary dog soldiers could not go back to the same old, same old, could not revive the certitudes of the pre-war Western world with it distorted sense of decorum and went to what even today seem quirky with moderns like Dada, Minimalism, the literary sparseness of Hemingway, and so on. I had my say there in a general sense but now as we are only a few months away from the 100th anniversary of, mercifully, the armistice which effectively ended that bloodbath I want to do a retrospective of creative artistic works by those who survived the war and how those war visions got translated into their works with some commentary if the spirit moves me but this is their show-no question they earned a retrospective.


Poets’ Corner-In The Aftermath Of World War I- Poets Take A Stab At Visually Understanding A Broken World After the Bloodbath    

By Lenny Lynch


I don’t know that much about the Dada movement that swept through Europe in the early part of the 20th century in response to the creation of modern industrial society that was going full steam and the modern industrial scale death and destruction such mass scale techniques brought upon this good green earth by World War I. (Foreshadowed it is agreed by the industrial carnage at places like Cold Harbor in the American Civil War, the butchery of the Franco-Prussian War and subsequent river of blood by its own rulers of the Paris Commune and the Boer War.) The war to end all wars which came up quite short of that goal but did decimate the flower of the European youth, including vast swaths of the working class. Such massive blood-lettings for a precious few inches of soil like at the Battle of the Somme took humankind back more than a few steps when the nightmare ended-for a while with the Armistice on November 11, 1918. An event which in observing its centennial every serious artist should consider putting to the paint. And every military veteran to take heart including the descendants of those artists who laid down their heads in those muddy wretched trenches. Should reclaim the idea behind Armistice Day from the militarists who could learn no lessons except up the kill and fields of fire ratios. 


I don’t know much but this space over this centennial year of the last year of the bloody war, the armistice year 1918 which stopped the bloodletting will explore that interesting art movement which reflected the times, the bloody times. First up to step up George Groz, step up and show your stuff, show how you see the blood-lusted world after four years of burning up the fields of sweet earth Europe making acres of white-crossed places where the sullen, jaded, mocked, buried youth of Europe caught shells and breezes. Take one look Republican Automatons. Look at the urban environment, look at those tall buildings dwarfing mere mortal man and woman, taking the measure of all, making them think, the thinking ones about having to run, run hard away from what they had built, about fear fretting that to continue would bury men and women without names, without honor either.         


Look too at honor denied, look at the handless hand, the legless leg, the good German flag, the Kaiser’s bloody medal, hard against the urban sky. The shaky republic, the republic without honor, shades of the murders of the honest revolutionary Liebknecht walking across Potsdam Plaza to go say no, no to the war budget and grab a hallowed cell the only place for a man of the people in those hard times and gallant Luxemburg, the rose of the revolution, mixed in with thoughts of renegade burned out soldiers ready for anything. Weimar, weak-kneed and bleeding,  would shake and one George Groz would know that, would draw this picture that would tell the real story of why there was a Dada-da-da-da-da movement to chronicle the times if not to fight on the barricades against that beast from which we had to run.