When Women And Men Sang The Blues For Keeps-The Hook Is In Play- With John
Lee Hooker In Mind
By Lance Lawrence
“Hey guys, do you want to go to the PX
and have a couple of beers, near beers I guess you would call them but having a
few drinks beats sitting here in this dumbass barracks waiting for some trusty
corporal to look for volunteers to clean the latrine or make up beds or the ten
thousand other stupid things they make you do here in fucking Basic,” chortled
Ralph Morris as he asked Billy Raymond from Toledo and Bart Simmons from
Scranton that most important question. Ralph from Troy in upstate New York was
having a very hard time adjusting to the Army way, the military way the drill
sergeants called it, usually called it at about four in the morning when they
pulled a sneak inspection or had you carry your footlocker, Christ your
footlocker, out into the company formation for no rational reason. Had a hard
time adjusting there at Fort Gordon in godforsaken red clay Georgia, that red
clay no joke as he had almost eaten some one afternoon when the company was
doing bayonet practice drills out in the boonies and Drill Sergeant Mackey
suddenly called out for the company to hit the ground and he crashed into the
soft mucky soil. So every time the company was through for the day after supper
(supper at five o’clock, Jesus, that was almost lunch time back home) he would
head, alone or with his new found friends Basic friends this night Billy and
Bart who were also having their own adjustment problems, Billy had been
threatened with an Article 15 already, to the PX to drink the 3.2 authorized
standard Army beer that wouldn’t get anybody’s mother drunk and listen to the
jukebox to some tunes to make him forget.
Forget that he had actually joined the
Army unlike the hippies and college guys who were burning their draft cards
left and right up North. He hadn’t volunteered, signed up, no way, not at
first, but when his number was called he went just like his father, grandfather
and younger brother, Kenny, who actually had volunteered from the get-go back
in 1965 when the whole shooting match in Vietnam was just heating up and was
now safely home and trying to adjust as he said to the “real” world. That duty
to country when called was the way the Morris family viewed the world, viewed
it through patriotic eyes like most of the families in Troy who had sent their
sons off to wars, and Vietnam whatever was happening in Harvard Square, New
York City, Ann Arbor, New Haven, Old Town in Chicago or out on the whole
freaking West Coast was no exception, not even as he thought about heading to
the PX in 1969. Then he had made the stupid mistake of listening to Kenny who
told him that Vietnam was a very dangerous place for draftees since all a
draftee was good for was to be a “grunt,” an 11 Bravo, an infantryman, which is
all the Army wanted in late 1968 to fill in the depleted ranks after a hard
year of fighting when he was drafted (cannon-fodder Ralph would call it later
but that was much later after he had taken the fall) and so he had signed up
for a three year commitment, became Regular Army, an RA in front of his numbers
and had decided on to sign up for communications school as his job.
But that was before he took the oath,
before he was hustled out of the Army Recruiting Station in Albany and sent to
Fort Dix first for Basic Training which turned out to be full when he arrived
and so he had wound up at Fort Gordon just outside Augusta for Basic and this
awful feeling that he had made a terrible mistake, that while he had no serious
objection to going to Vietnam this mickey mouse crap was not for him. He had
found kindred in Billy and Bart and a couple of other guys from Newton up in
Massachusetts who would go to the section of the PX that was closed off from
the main body where you bought clothes, smokes, and toiletries and sit at the
small tables and drink a few beers, pop quarters in the jukebox and forget
about what a hellish day it had been until the place closed at 10 PM. Jesus, 10
PM back home he and his corner boys would just be going out the door going over
to Ready Teddy’s Bar to listen to live music, live blues music by Buddy and the
Nighthawks who covered Muddy, Howlin’ Wolf, Magic Slim, and even John Lee
Hooker on occasion.
That last performer, the Hook, was why
Ralph wanted to go to the PX, wanted company too. See Ralph thought the Hook
was dead, he had not heard otherwise, had not
heard any recent stuff on The Blues Is The Dues radio show he
listened to on WSKI out of Saratoga Springs, out of Skidmore College about
twenty-five miles up the road from Troy where they played the Hook and the
others. Ralph had gotten all heated up when a week before he heard a group
called Canned Heat on the juke playing a song called On The Road Again with a beat that sounded very much like the boom
boom boom guitar stuff that the Hook had perfected along with that deep bass
voice that would put the fear into anybody who crossed that brother if he had
his whiskey and cocaine habits on. So he had made a call home to Ronny Black
who would know and sure enough who was doing the boom guitar work on the song
but one John Lee Hooker. The Army stuff was still chicken shit, probably always
would be but at least for a couple of hours he could cool his fragile head
listening to the real deal when they call off the names in the blues
pantheon.