***Out In The Be-Bop ‘50s Song
Night- Warren Smith’s “Rock And Roll Ruby”
A YouTube
film clip of Warren Smith performing his classic rockabilly song, Rock 'N'
Roll Ruby.
WARREN SMITH ROCK´N´ ROLL RUBY
LYRICS
Well I took my Ruby jukin'
On the out-skirts of town
She took her high heels off
And rolled her stockings down
She put a quarter in the jukebox
To get a little beat
Everybody started watchin'
All the rhythm in her feet
She's my rock'n'roll Ruby,
rock'n'roll
Rock'n'roll Ruby, rock'n'roll
When Ruby starts a-rockin'
Boy it satisfies my soul
Now Ruby started rockin' 'bout one
o'clock
And when she started rockin'
She just couldn't stop
She rocked on the tables
And rolled on the floor
And Everybody yelled: "Ruby
rock some more!"
She's my rock'n'roll Ruby,
rock'n'roll
Rock'n'roll Ruby, rock'n'roll
When Ruby starts a-rockin'
Boy it satisfies my soul
It was 'round about four
I thought she would stop
She looked at me and then
She looked at the clock
She said: "Wait a minute Daddy
Now don't get sour
All I want to do
Is rock a little bit more"
She's my rock'n'roll Ruby,
rock'n'roll
Rock'n'roll Ruby, rock'n'roll
When Ruby starts a-rockin'
Boy it satisfies my soul
One night my Ruby left me all alone
I tried to contact her on the
telephone
I finally found her about twelve
o'clock
She said: "Leave me alone Daddy
'cause your Ruby wants to rock"
She's my rock'n'roll Ruby,
rock'n'roll
Rock'n'roll Ruby, rock'n'roll
When Ruby starts a-rockin'
Boy it satisfies my soul
Rock, rock, rock'n'roll
Rock, rock, rock'n'roll
Rock, rock, rock'n'roll
Rock, rock, rock'n'roll
When Ruby starts a-rockin'
Boy it satisfies my soul
*****
Nobody had seen Billy (William James
Bradley for those who are sticklers for detail) for a while, a few months
anyway. I had drifted away from his circle, his corner boy circle, when my
family moved across town to the other side of Adamsville, North Adamsville a
couple of years before. And when Billy got into some stuff, some larceny stuff,
mainly clipping things and stealing cars if you must know, and when I decided,
decided almost at the last minute, that I wanted no part of that scene that
pretty much ended it. I still kept in touch with him for about a year or so
after and then when he got into his new “jag”, robbing stores and the like,
through keeping in touch others. Rumor had it, and it was always rumor with
Billy whether he was right in the room or got his fate reported by one of his
boys, one of his legend-producing boys definitely including me at one time,
that he was shacked up with some “broad.” I admit I did my fair share to build
up the Billy legend but that’s all, he just naturally filled in the empty
spaces, empty spaces that he hated, and that characteristic goes a long way in
telling why we hadn’t heard from him for a while except through that rumor
mill.
The rumor mill also had it, to fill
in the particulars, that Billy had stolen some car, a classic hopped-up 1949
Nash owned by a tough guy, real tough guy, named “Blindside” Buckley (that
moniker tells you all you need to know so just keep clear of him, or his progeny
alright) or something like that, or maybe it was that he had stolen one car,
abandoned it, and had stolen another. Either way sounds about right. Stole the
cars and was holed up somewhere with a honey, Lucy (description to follow),
that he had met down at the Sea and Surf teen nightclub across from the Paragon
Park Amusement Park in Nantasket, a few miles outside of the town limits of
Adamsville. Now this honey, this Lucy honey, was a little older than Billy but,
and like I say this is rumor, she jumped on him from minute one when he walked
in the door, leaving the guy she was with looking kind of stupid. And in the
scheme of things, in the great Mandela, probably prepared to commit mayhem.
Billy, no question was a
good-looking guy, was a real good dancer and, best of all, he had a great voice,
a great rock and roll voice, that fit nicely, very nicely into the music that
we were all listening to, listening to like crazy, on our little transistor
radios. So maybe, for all I know, she had heard Billy sing, sing at one of the
two billion talents shows that he was always entering in order, as he
constantly said, to win his fame and fortune. Like I said he was good, good at
covering Top Forty stuff, but just short, just short, I guess, of making
that “projects” jail break-out move that he was always confident would occur
once the talent guys heard him, really heard.
And this honey, this red-headed,
luscious red-lipped honey was, reportedly, just the exact kind of honey that
Billy dreamed of grabbing for his own. Great shape (great shape then meaning
all fill-out curves and leggy legs, or something like that), great boffo hair
(dark red, an obviously Irish girl), kittenly sexy, and most importantly ready
to go all night whether dancing, doing this and that (figure it out), or
helping plan some caper. Just the kind of girl the priests and parents were
always warning us against but we still secretly dreamed of, dreamed of hard. Yah,
just Billy’s action, just his catnip. And so when I first heard that rumor,
that Billy holed up rumor, I said yah, that seemed about right.
See Billy one night, one twelve-year
old summer night, down in back of old Adamsville South Elementary School where
we used to hang out because that was the only real hang-out place around, and
talk, talk of futures, talk of dreams just like everybody else, every twelve-year
old everybody else Billy kind of laid the whole thing out for us. He was going
to parlay his singing voice, his rock and roll singing voice, into fame and
fortune and when his ship came in he was going to search for his rock and roll
soul-mate. He didn’t put it just this way but the idea was to get the hottest,
sexiest, dancingest girl around and sail off into the sunset leaving that dust
of the projects behind, way behind.
So it looks like Billie has one part
of his dream coming true, although being on the lam, being big time on the lam,
from the cops, the owner of that hopped-up classic 1949 Nash, or maybe even
that guy left looking stupid, take your choice, wasn’t part of the description
back in those twelve- year old summer nights. But being sixteen, being in some
dough, and being with the rock and roll queen of the seaside night still seems
like a bargain worth having made with whatever devil Billy needed to consult to
pull the caper off. Hell, it makes me think that maybe I made a mistake moving
away from Billy’s orbit. But just call that a rumor in case any cops are
around, alright. Anyway, now that Billy is holed up, any girls who want to
dance the night away just call out my name. Hey, I can dream too.