Will The Real James Bond
Stand Up Part IV-Pierce Brosnan’s “The World Is Not Enough” (1999)-A Film
Review
DVD Review
By former Associate Film
Critic Alden Riley
The World Is Not Enough,
starring Pierce Brosnan, Sophie, Marceau, Robert Carlyle, Denise Richards,
1999
A curtain is beginning to descend on the American Left History blog that I have been associated with (had
been an associate film critic before such titles were eliminated without
discussion by the head of the new regime Greg Green and his hand-picked minions).
No, not the famous, or infamous as the case may be, one signaled by old-time
British Prime Minister Winston Churchill at Fulton, Missouri in 1947 for the
start of my parents’ generation’s Cold War which ultimately defrosted with the
demise of the Soviet Union about quarter century ago but sinister enough. (By
the way this whole latter day Bond series starting with he-man in a tight spot
Pierce Brosnan, John Le Carre, and Tom Clancy must be eternally weeping real
tears since they don’t have that behemoth to beat up on anymore as much they
try like in the film under review here The World
Is Not Enough with one of the villains being an ex-KGB agent.)
Sinister enough for comment here before my review of yet another
James Bond film in the seemingly never-ending “mock heroic” battle with former
Senior Film Critic Sandy Salmon over who the fuck is the real James Bond. (Apparently
in audience land nobody cares since the revenue stream is measured in the
hundreds of millions.) And before I can no longer make such comment under the agreement
that Sam Lowell made with Greg Green and rubber-stamped by the Editorial Board
that will soon prohibit mention of the just concluded internal struggle over
direction and personnel changes. More importantly the ban on mentioning by name
the previous site manager Allan Jackson, his accomplishments, or his
short-comings.
So while the amnesty
lasts which only extended to the ten or fifteen pieces that were in the
pipeline before the agreement was reached I will express my displeasure. First
at the elimination of titles which I have mentioned before and which still
rankles since I put in some great effort to get to that status and have now
been thrown on the Everyman, Every-person now that we have good women writers
coming along , scrapheap like everybody else. Secondly at that ominous trend of
making non-persons out of people who were critical to the success and
development of this blog (and in its previous hard copy iterations which Sam Lowell,
a key figure in all of this, is writing a history of to close the curtain down
tight) and who taught me a lot about social media survival. This worry by the
way from a person, from THE person, if one person can be said to have started
the furor over the demise of Allan Jackson one of the founding members. Me. Rumor
has it that Allan is out in exile, exile after purge as Sam Lowell put the
matter inelegantly but correctly, hustling the Mormons for newspaper
subscriptions.
The truth I don’t know
but that sounds weird about a guy who has skewered well-known Mormon honcho and
former presidential candidate Mitt Romney about his white underwear and about
his unjust abandonment of his great-grandfather and his polygamous five wives.
Another truth, a known truth is that I am standing by my remarks about the
descending curtain despite the fact that I hated Allan Jackson, hated the way
the blog was heading and fought tooth and nail with the “Young Turks” to purge
the bastard. The immediate reason which is all I will detail now and let Sam do
his business is the time in 2017 that he went crazy over commemorating the 50th
anniversary of the Summer of Love, 1967 and was assigning everybody who could
walk, who could write, some silly assignment about that year.
My “mistake” is that he
heard about my ignorance of Janis Joplin, a key rising blues singing star
during that time, who made a big splash at the first Monterey Pops Festival
that year which Sandy had written about and I had told him that I had never
heard of her. Allan went wild and assigned me like some naughty schoolboy a
biopic about her life. Yes, so no love lost here. But Allan was a larger than
life personality and he should not be resigned to the dustbin of history like
his buddy Leon Trotsky said about the old regime in the Russian Revolution of
1917. Trotsky, a guy, a larger than life personality, they, the Stalin
supporters in the Soviet Union when there was a Soviet Union, tried might and
main to make a non-person. It will not wash with me, it just will not.
But now onto the real
battle of today. The mismatch between one senile old goat Sandy Salmon, like
Allan locked in a time capsule about 1965, hanging on to his lame excuse for a
James Bond old fogy Sean Connery against me, against the king of the hill, and
my favorite sporty handsome he-man full of prowess that Sean would buckle under,
one Pierce Brosnan. For those following this life and death struggle the basic
difference is that Pierce’s Bond, James Bond could run circles around the
asthmatic Connery who should have been put in an old age home about that same
1965 that Sandy-and Allan- seems locked into.
Enough of that though.
Let’s run the tale, let’s tell how many “kills” and “collateral damage” Pierce
put on his scorecard while Sean was still walking down the garden path with some
good-looking eye candy woman who last read a book about 1949. James is onto
some craziness around the fate of that former KGB agent I mentioned earlier who
has turned rogue, has made himself a big spot in the international terrorist
hall of fame. The target a rich British oil man who is assassinated by that
dastardly former KGB agent. A separate thread has this oil king’s daughter
taking over the business after having been kidnapped and NOT released via
ransom paid by but by stealth and sexual allure. That no ransom the very public
stance of MI6 and of its leader M. It turned out that the terrorist and kidnap
victim were murkily working together on a big caper. Drive the price of oil
through the roof by “killing” the market. Killing the oil by blowing away oil
sites and driving production low via some stolen high tech gizmos which wind up
like the British Empite not working. Nice move.
Naturally James, an
erstwhile agent of the British interests in cheap oil is the one the case. He
has his suspicious about that oil man’s daughter although, as is always the
case, when she does here come hither act on him he goes under the silky sheets
just like any other guy. Along the way sweet baby James is helped by yet
another secret agent perk, a shapely drop dead beautiful young women posing as
a brainy oil doctor. Posing at the end after a zillion escapades which would
have drained the life right out of pokey Sean Connery. Yeah sent those old guys
out to pasture just like we did with Allan Jackson except maybe not Utah, maybe
Siberia.
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