When The Whole World
Reached Out For One Sweet Breathe Of Hollywood Glamour When It Counted-In Honor
Of The Commemoration of 100th Birthday Of Rita Hayworth-Who Is That Rita Hayworth Is Dancing With?-“You Were Never Lovelier”- A Film Review
By Si Lannon
You know the Internet is
a wonderful tool at times especially for sites like this one very interested in
history, of everything from governments to holy goofs. Most of the time you can
find out information or information comes your way when you are perusing for
something else. That was the case last year when I was looking something up at
the archives of American Film Gazette
and noticed they were doing a serious commemoration of the 100th birthday
of ruggedly handsome and versatile male hunk from the 1940s Robert Mitchum.
That information led to a full-scale retrospective of his work, or the best of
it anyway. The best being his noir stuff where he is hunk style and manly ready
to take a few punches, throw a few, take an errant slug or two, bang-bang a few
too for some dame, for some femme who had him all twisted up inside trying to
find the mystery of her. Fat chance of discovering that as a million guys since
Adam, maybe before have found out the hard way, although usually not at the end of some femme fatale gun.
Not so with the way I
got the information about 1940s sex siren and maker of guys, who knows maybe
gals too and not just lesbians or bi’s either although they can have their
stares just like anybody else but in their own right beautiful women who will concede
that she has bested them, steamy midnight dreams Rita Hayworth. I was in
Harvard Square on some unrelated business when I passed the famous and historic
Brattle Theater a place I knew well in my 1970s cheap date period and have
probably seen more films there than any other place. But video stores, studio
comps, and lately Netflix and Amazon have taken the place of going to the big
screen theater for me for many years now just because it is easier and more
efficient to see the films at my discretion. For old-time’s sake I decided to
take an “upcoming schedule” broadside which was provided in a little box in
front of the theater entrance. When I opened it up later there was one of the icons
of icons of Hollywood glamour when that burg was the only game in town and when
glamour meant something to eye candy hungry soldiers and sailors, airmen too, during
World War II and their waiting for the other shoe to drop anxious honeys
sitting in dark movie houses too. Yes, Rita in a 1940s provocative, although
what would now draw nothing but a snicker from even naïve eight grade girls,
sun suit with that patented come hither if you dare look that every guy, every
cinematic guy, begged to get next to. Was ready to take the big step off for
like her then husband Orson Welles almost did in the fatal Lady From Shanghai.
What the theater was
doing and was famous for in the old days when the classic no money classic college
date world was when I lived was a big retrospective of her work from early
B-film stuff as she made her way up the Hollywood stardom food chain to some astonishing
dance routines with Fred Astaire making you watch her moves not his something
hard to do believe me to the later femme fatale classics like Gilda and the previously mentioned Lady From Shanghai and then the drop back to B-films and cameos at
the end of her career. Since the theater had treated her to this royal treatment
I decided the least I could was to do a retro-review of those efforts for a now
glamour-hungry world. That type of “innocent” glamour will never come back, the
world is just a bit too weary and wary for that to happen but the younger sets should
at least know why their grandfathers and grand-grandfathers stirred to her
every move, pinned her photo up on a million lockers and in a million duffle
bags.
My own Rita experience is
like many things in the film business when Hollywood was top dog, rightly or
wrongly, second hand from those cheap date retrospectives and earlier, high
school earlier with Allan Jackson who used to rule the roost at this publication.
In those old Acre neighborhood days, usually Saturdays, we would hike a couple of
miles up the carless road to the old Strand Theater in Adamsville Center and
watch plenty of 1940s films since to save money Sal Cadger the gregarious owner
of the theater on first run features from the studios filled up the screen with
this older material. We loved it, have loved it ever since. Bang-the first time
I saw Rita sa-sashing into her hubby’s casino down in Buenos Aires, I think that
is right, and stumbles onto ex-flame down and out gambler on a losing streak Glenn
Ford, to find him working for her old man. Electricity beyond whatever words I
could use to describe that tension in the air which spelled some hard times for
somebody. I hope the reader will get an idea of that is this series as we commemorate
Rita’s 100th birthday year.
Click on the headline to link to a YouTube film clip from the movie, You Were Never Lovlier.
DVD Review
You Were Never Lovelier, Fred Astaire, Rita Hayworth, Xavier Cugat, Adophe Menjou, music by Jerome Kern and Johnny Mercer, 1943
The first paragraph below is taken from other reviews about Rita Hayworth although the male stars are different here, except they all have a similar feature; they all are smitten, very smitten, by Ms. Hayworth’s charms. Join the line, boys:
“Okay, let me bring you up to speed on the obscure meaning of the headline. See, a while back I was smitten by a film star, an old time black and white film star from the 1940s, Rita Hayworth. The film that sent me into a tailspin: the black and white noir classic Gilda where she played a “good” femme fatale who got in a jam with a no good monomaniacal crook. But that part is not important femme fatales, good or bad, get mixed up with wrong gees all the time. It’s an occupational hazard. What is important though is that I got all swoony over lovely, alluring Rita. And as happens when I get my periodic “bugs” I had to go out and see what else she performed in. Of course Lady From Shang-hai came next. There she plays a “bad” blondish femme fatale (against a smitten Orson Welles)."
And now this film under review, You Were Never Lovelier. We are caught up.
Now the plot line here, the never-ending boy meets girl plot line that Hollywood mass-produced (and mass-produces) is pretty simple, except that it takes place in Buenos Aires (although the twelve dollars spent on fake stage scene-settings made me think of little white houses with picket fences in Indiana, or some place like that). When all is said and done, despite the machinations of Maria’s (Rita Hayworth) father (Adophe Menjou), Broadway show dance man Fred Astaire is smitten, very smitten (join the aforementioned line, the now long line, Fred) by her “Spanish” charms and her sweet coquettishness. And from there the hi-jinks really begin as all parties, wives, aunts, sisters, Christ, even grandma, and a much put upon father’s business assistant try to get this pair matched up. And as these Hollywood boy meet girl things often turn out, we will hear wedding bells before the end.
But forget the story line. This thing, like almost all Fred Astaire vehicles, and righteously so, is strictly about Fred’s dancing, dancing alone, dancing with a partner, dancing up a wall (oops that was another film) but dancing with so much style it is impossible to keep your eyes off him (saying how did he do that all the while). For style, grace, and physical moves every one of those guys you see on shows like Dancing With The Stars, well, just tell them to move on over, and watch a real pro. Hey, wait a minute, what about Rita? Ya, what about her. Here she is just along for the ride, although less so than in the previously reviewed You’ll Never Get Rich. She is more in synch here with Fred’s moves but it is still Fred's dancing which draws the eye. As I noted before, Rita, however, has other charms, okay.
Note: The music of Jerome Kern and Johnny Mercer need no further comment, nor does the work of band leader Xavier Cugat. These are all pros from the old Tin Pan Alley music days of the American songbook. Enough said
