The Roots Is The Toots: The Music That Got The Generation Of
’68 Through The 1950s Red Scare Cold War Night-“You Are On The Bus Or Off The
Bus”-With The Chiffons Performing Their
Classic Sweet Talkin’ Guy In
Mind
By Allan Jackson
[A lot of this rock and roll series of
which I am what Greg Green calls giving modern introductions to although the
series only got completed six or seven years ago got a big push as I, we,
entered some 50th anniversary milestones, particularly upcoming high
school class reunions. Something about the 50th anniversary of
anything in human experience draws us like lemmings to the sea to reflection
which let us say the 100th anniversary which most of us would not be
around to commemorate does not. At least fifty has something to commend itself
for those who have survived the long march, have not fallen as a look at any
high school class yearbook will disclose that a number, maybe ten to fifteen
per cent, did not make and wonder about what happened to this or that person who
you swore eternal allegiance to and then let disappear off your map the day you
graduated.
Things like that and things like in my,
our case how the Tonio’s Pizza Parlor corner boys whom everybody expected to
spent serious time in some forlorn prison didn’t do so badly in the aggregate
(a few did fall down the prison rat hole and a few fell down in Vietnam and
wound up etched in a black granite wall down in Washington and beloved Scribe
was wasted early by his own hubris and those damn wanting habits that burned
away at his heart, our hearts, still do). So we wanted to “show the colors,”
stick a finger up and you can guess which one at the sullen jocks, social whirl
butterflies who would not give us the time of day and assorted other clichés
who made a big turn whenever they saw us coming. In the end all of that was not
as important maybe as I found the hard way in 2017 as what Scribe inspired us
to do later, to break out of some predetermined mold and breathe our own airs.
All of this to say one simple thing, or
one simple thing that drove me to distraction while I was nursing the series
along, about rock and roll music getting us through the rough parts, about
every good and bad thing of our youth cutting across the hard fact that rock
and roll was our salvation music, was our very own gospel music. And if I
mention the ill-fated beloved Scribe too much for a guy who fell under the
wagon early and whose actual influence lasted only a few years then it because
all that he taught us, all we learned via that mad monk came tied with a ow
called rock and roll which we would have never appreciated so much without his
driving cadence to see us through some rough spots as much as we bitched and
moaned about the stuff he tried to fill our heads with at the time. Amen Allan
Jackson]
Sweet talking guy, talking sweet kinda lies
Don't you believe in him, if you do he'll make you cry
He'll send you flowers
And paint the town with another guy
Don't you believe in him, if you do he'll make you cry
He'll send you flowers
And paint the town with another guy
He's a sweet talkin' guy
(Sweet talkin' guy)
But he's my kind of guy
(Sweet talkin' guy)
(Sweet talkin' guy)
But he's my kind of guy
(Sweet talkin' guy)
Sweeter than sugar, kisses like wine
(Oh, he's so fine)
Don't let him under your skin, 'cause you'll never win
(No, you'll never win)
(Oh, he's so fine)
Don't let him under your skin, 'cause you'll never win
(No, you'll never win)
Don't give him love today, tomorrow he's on
his way
He's a sweet talkin' guy
(Sweet talkin' guy)
But he's my kind of guy
(Sweet talkin' guy)
He's a sweet talkin' guy
(Sweet talkin' guy)
But he's my kind of guy
(Sweet talkin' guy)
Why do I love him like I do
He's a sweet talkin', sweet talkin'
(Sweet talkin', sweet talkin')
Guy
(Sweet talkin', sweet talkin')
Guy
Stay away from him, stay away from him
Don't believe his lyin'
No you'll never win, no you'll never win
Loser's in for cryin'
Don't believe his lyin'
No you'll never win, no you'll never win
Loser's in for cryin'
Don't give him love today, tomorrow he's on
his way
He's a sweet talkin', sweet talkin'
(Sweet talkin', sweet talkin')
Sweet talkin', sweet talkin'
(Sweet talkin')
He's a sweet talkin', sweet talkin'
(Sweet talkin', sweet talkin')
Sweet talkin', sweet talkin'
(Sweet talkin')
(Sweet talkin')
Guy
Guy
Stay away from him
(Sweet, sweet, sweet talkin' guy)
No, no, no you'll never win
(Sweet, sweet, sweet talkin' guy)
(Sweet, sweet, sweet talkin' guy)
No, no, no you'll never win
(Sweet, sweet, sweet talkin' guy)
Songwriters
MORRIS, DOUG/GREENBERG, ELIOT/BAER, BARBARA J / SCHWARTZ, ROBERT MICHAEL
MORRIS, DOUG/GREENBERG, ELIOT/BAER, BARBARA J / SCHWARTZ, ROBERT MICHAEL
Published by
Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, HOMEFIELD MUSIC, SPIRIT MUSIC GROUP
Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, HOMEFIELD MUSIC, SPIRIT MUSIC GROUP
********
A while back, a couple years ago now I guess, Sam Lowell the recently semi-retired Boston lawyer from our high school class looking for some things to fill up his spare time and to respond to the nostalgic feelings that he had been having once he reconnected with a couple of his old corner boys from our North Adamsville High days in the early 1960s, Frankie Riley and Josh Breslin, started writing little sketches about “what was what” back in the day. That “what was what” could have been anything from the local meaning of “submarine races” (that is simple, this was just an expression to denote what those who, boyfriends and girlfriends, were doing who went by midnight automobile down to Adamsville Beach and eventually came up for air and you can figure out what they were doing that required such a motion without any further comment); the grooming habits of working-class guys like Sam before the big school dance (plenty of Listerine, plenty of Old Spice, plenty of Right Guard, plenty of Wild Root hair oil, and new shirt and pants from the “Bargie,” a local pre-Wal-Mart institution for the chronically poor to look good for one night); the midnight “chicken run” down the back roads of Adamsville (self-explanatory for any brethren who craved a fast “boss” car, the ’57 Chevy being the prize of prizes or had seen Rebel Without A Cause which enflamed the hunger), or the nefarious way to get six to eight males and females into the local drive-in for the price of two (easy, a snap, just load up that big old trunk and have said occupants stop breathing at the admissions booth, yeah real easy and then you could spent the collective “savings” on the cardboard hot dogs, the over-salted, over-buttered popcorn not quite popped to perfection, the leathery hamburgers in wanted of a barrelful of ketchup and a big pickle to get through, and the heavy-ice flat soda, then in New England called “tonic”).
Sam made a few people laugh beside
Frankie and Josh when they placed his stuff on their Facebook pages and got a response from several of our old high
school classmates asking for some more sketches (and other “friends,” you know
the way that social network explodes once you take the ticket,take the ride and
click on, who came of age in the early 1960s and had similar stories to tell
and get a chuckle over as well). Sam felt “compelled” to reply.
A lot of what helped Sam remember
various events from those days was going to the local library, the main
Cambridge Public Library, and check out materials from their extensive holding
of classic (ouch!) rock and roll compilations. One commercial series which
covered the time period from about 1955 to 1968 in many volumes also had
time-appropriate artwork designs on the cover of each CD. Those covers brought
to Sam’s mind the phenomenon that he wanted to write about. In this case, this
1966 case, the cover art detailed the then almost ubiquitous merry
prankster-edged converted yellow brick road school bus, complete with assorted
vagabond minstrel/ road warrior/ah, hippies, that “ruled” the mid-1960s highway
and by-ways in search of the great American freedom night. The “merry
prankster” expression taken from the king hell king “hippie” philosopher-king
of the time author Ken Kesey and his comrades who Tom Wolfe immortalized in his
“new journalism” book The Electric
Kool-Aid Acid Test. That cover triggered memories of his own merry
prankster moments with another corner boy from high school that he went west
with in that year, Phil Larkin, and what happened to Phil when he “got on the
bus” looking, well, “looking for the garden,” the Garden of Eden is what they
called the adventure between themselves then. Sam said wistfully after he had
finished the sketch that “We never found it in the end, but the search was
worth it then, and still worth it now.” That is about right brother, just about
right. But let Sam explain why he said that.
*****
A rickety, ticky-tack, bounce over
every bump in the road to high heaven, gear-shrieking school bus. But not just
any yellow brick road school bus that you rode to various educationally “good
for you” locations like movie houses, half yawn, science museums, yawn, art
museums, yawn, yawn, or wind-swept picnic areas for some fool weenie roast, two
yawns there too, when you were a school kid. Two yawns because the teachers
were trying to piece you off with some cheapjack sawdust hot dog with a Wonder
Bread air-holes bun, some grizzled hamburger, ditto on the bun, maybe a little
potato salad from Kennedy’s Deli for filler, and tonic (a New England localism
meaning soda) not your own individual bottle but served from gallons jugs into
dinky Dixie cups. [Sam not knowing until much later that the teachers had
pitched in to buy the provisions from their own pockets, so belated thanks.]
And certainly not your hour to get home daily grind school bus, complete with
surly driver (male or female, although truth to tell the females were worst
since they acted just like your mother, and maybe were acting on orders from
her) that got you through K-12 in one piece, and you even got to not notice the
bounces to high heaven over every bump of burp in the road. No, my friends, my
comrades, my brethren this is god’s own bus commandeered to navigate the
highways and by-ways of the 1960s come flame or flash-out.
Yes, it is rickety, and all those other
descriptive words mentioned above in regard to school day buses. That is the
nature of such ill-meant mechanical contraptions after all. But this one is
custom-ordered, no, maybe that is the wrong way to put it, this is “karma”
ordered to take a motley crew of free-spirits on the roads to seek a “newer world,”
to seek the meaning of what one persistent blogger on the subject has described
as "the search for the great blue-pink American Western night." [Sam
an inveterate blogger since the first days he found out about that medium.]
Naturally to keep its first purpose
intact this heaven-bound vehicle is left with its mustard yellow body surface
underneath but over that “primer” the surface has been transformed by
generations (generations here signifying not twenty-year cycles but numbers of
trips west, and east) of, well, folk art, said folk art being heavily weighted
toward graffiti, toward psychedelic day-glo hotpinkorangelemonlime splashes and
zodiacally meaningful symbols. Mushroomy exploding flowers, medieval crosses,
sphinxlike animals, ancient Pharaoh’s pyramids, never-ending geometric figures,
new religion splashes whatever came into a “connected” head.
And the interior. Most of those
hardback seats that captured every bounce of childhood have been ripped out and
discarded to who knows where and replaced by mattresses, many layers of
mattresses for this bus is not merely for travel but for home. To complete the
“homey” effect there are stored, helter-skelter, in the back coolers, assorted
pots and pans, mismatched dishware, nobody’s idea of the family heirloom china,
boxes of dried foods and condiments, duffle bags full of clothes, clean and
unclean, blankets, sheets, and pillows, again clean and unclean.
Let’s put it this way, if someone wants
to make a family hell-broth stew there is nothing in the way to stop them. But
also know this, and know it now, as we start to focus on this journey that
food, the preparation of food, and the desire, except in the wee hours when the
body craves something inside, is a very distant concern for these “campers.” If
food is what you desired in the foreboding 1960s be-bop night take a cruise
ship to nowhere or a train (if you can find one), some southern pacific, great
northern, union pacific, and work out your dilemma in the dining car. Of
course, no heaven-send, merry prankster-ish yellow brick road school bus would
be complete without a high-grade stereo system to blast the now obligatory
“acid rock” coming through the radiator practically, although just now, as a
goof, it has to be a goof, right, one can hear Nancy Sinatra, christ, Frank’s
daughter, how square is that, churning out These Boots Are Made For Walkin.’
And the driver. No, not mother-sent,
mother-agent, old Mrs. Henderson, who prattled on about keep in your seats and
be quiet while she is driving (maybe that, subconsciously, is why the seats
were ripped out long ago on the very first “voyage” west). No way, but a very,
very close imitation of the god-like prince-driver of the road, the "on
the road” pioneer, Neal Cassady, shifting those gears very gently but also very
sure-handedly so no one notices those bumps (or else is so stoned, drug or
music stoned, that those things pass like so much wind). His name: Cruising
Casey (real name, Charles Kendall, Harverford College Class of ’64, but just
this minute, Cruising Casey, mad man searching for the great American be-bop
night under the extreme influence of one Ken Kesey, the max-daddy mad man of
the great search just then). And just now over that jerry-rigged big boom sound
system, again as if to mock the newer world abrewin’ The Vogues’ Five O’
Clock World.
And the passengers. Well, no one is
exactly sure, as the bus approaches the outskirts of Denver, because this is
strictly a revolving cast of characters depending on who was hitchhiking on
that desolate back road State Route 5 in Iowa, or County Road 16 in Nebraska,
and desperately needed to be picked up, or face time, and not nice time with a
buzz on, in some small town pokey. Or it might depend on who decided to pull up
stakes at some outback campsite and get on the bus for a spell, and decide if
they were, or were not, on the bus. After all even all-day highs, all-night
sex, and 24/7 just hanging around listening to the music, especially when you
are ready to scratch a blackboard over the selections like the one on now,
James and Bobby Purify’s I’m Your Puppet, is not for everyone.
We do know for sure that Casey is
driving, and still driving effortlessly so the harsh realities of his massive
drug intake have not hit yet, or maybe he really is superman. And, well, that
the “leader” here is Captain Crunch since it is “his” bus paid for out of some
murky deal, probably a youthful drug deal, (real name, Samuel Jackman,
Columbia, Class of 1958, who long ago gave up searching, searching for
anything, and just hooked into the idea of "taking the ride"),
Mustang Sally (Susan Stein, Michigan, Class of 1959, ditto on the searching
thing), his girlfriend, (although not exclusively, not exclusively by her
choice , not his, and he is not happy about it for lots of reasons which need
not detain us here). Most of the rest of the “passengers” have monikers like
Silver City Slim, Luscious Lois (and she really is), Penny Pot (guess why),
Moon Man, Flash Gordon (from out in space somewhere, literally, as he tells
it), Denver Dennis (from New York City, go figure), and the like. They also
have real names that indicate that they are from somewhere that has nothing to
do with public housing projects, ghettos or barrios. And they are also, or
almost all are, twenty-somethings that have some highly-rated college years
after their names, graduated or not). And they are all either searching or,
like the Captain, at a stage where they are just hooked into taking the ride.
One young man, however, sticks out,
well, not sticks out, since he is dressed in de rigeur bell-bottomed
blue jeans, olive green World War II surplus army jacket (against the mountain
colds, smart boy), Chuck Taylor sneakers, long, flowing hair and beard (well,
wisp of a beard) and on his head a rakish tam just to be a little different,
“Far Out” Phil (real name Phillip Larkin, North Adamsville High School Class of
1964). And why Far Out sticks out is not only that he has no college year after
his name, for one thing, but more importantly, that he is nothing but a
old-time working-class neighborhood corner boy from in front of Salducci’s
Pizza Parlor back in North Adamsville, a close-by suburb of Boston.
Of course back then in town Far Out
Phil was known, and rightly so as any girl, self-respecting or not, could tell
you as “Foul-Mouth” Phil, the world champion swearer of the 1960s North
Adamsville (and Adamsville Beach) be-bop night. And right now Far Out, having
just ingested a capsule of some illegal substance (not LSD, probably mescaline)
is talking to Luscious Lois, talking up a storm without one swear word in use,
and she is listening, gleam in her eye listening, as ironically, perhaps, The
Chiffons Sweet Talkin’ Guy is beaming forth out of his little
battery-powered transistor radio (look it up on Wikipedia if you don’t
know about primitive musical technology) that he has carried with him since
junior high school. The winds of change do shift, do shift indeed.
[Sam and Phil were on that hell-broth
road about a year, maybe a little more, until Phil faced an ugly draft notice
from his “friends and neighbors” in Adamsville and figuring no other course, no
jail, no Canada, no conscientious objector application came on the horizon to
move this son of the working class from his fateful decision to accept his
draft induction. Sam, another son of the working-class with a congenial heart
problem (which his then drug intake could not have helped but we were young
then and expected to live forever) and therefore 4-F decided to apply for law
school and spent the next three years tied down to law books, court decisions,
memoranda, and how to survive the bar exam.]
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