Present At The Creation-
Marvel Comics “Captain America: The First Avenger” (2011)-A Film Review
DVD Review
By Kenny Jacobs
Captain America: The
First Avenger, starring Chris Evans, Sebastian Stan, Tommy Lee Jones, 2011, Marvel
Productions
[Now it is my turn to
say WFT, although I could have probably gotten what the initials stood for long
before my fellow reviewer on this site long time contributor Phil Larkin
decoded the latest shorten terms in modern text-twitter-Internet world. His WTF
reason, Phil’s, was that he went here on this site publicly to grouse about
having to do another film in this so-far Captain America trilogy rather than
what he considered should have been his plum assignment doing a review of his
hero actor Humphrey Bogart’s in one of
his lesser later films from the 1950s Deadline-USA.
A film about the even then declining (against television) newspaper racket’s struggle
for the big story and how to beat off the stiff competition of the other news sources
in the big cities.
Under the new regime, manager
Greg Green and the newly instilled Editorial Board, which Phil showed great
disrespect for by calling that panel toadies of Greg’s, each writer has the
option of airing his or her grievances in the introduction to their articles.
With no particular role for either Greg or the board except as something like “gatekeepers”
to avoid letting any personal obscure animosities spill into cyberspace. New as
I am to this site I have no quarrel with that policy which seems right after
what other writers have told me the previous manager Allan Jackson’s
never-ending attempts to sweep any writerly controversies under a very deep rug.
I have no quarrel either with Phil grousing in public about how he was short-shifted
on what he expected to be his assignment. What I do object to and feel a need to
mention if only in passing is my “cred” to do the Bogart review.
Phil seems to believe
that if you were not at least alive, as neither I nor my parents were, to have
seen the film you are reviewing then that mere fact disqualifies you from reviewing
the damn thing. He probably got that idea, an old idea in any case, from his
buddy-buddy relationship with Allan Jackson and the coterie of older writers he
surrounded himself with until a few years ago. Jackson seeing the writing on the wall that the older
writers were either running out of creative steam or were so hung up on the 1960s
when most of them came of age, including Jackson, that they needed younger
writers to stop the drainage of younger reader away from the site. While, in general,
we younger writers will write material reflecting our coming of age experiences
I reject the idea in this specific case that Phil was the only one who could do
justice to the Bogart piece.
As I mentioned in my
review, and either Phil missed or consciously ignored, I was spoon-fed on Bogie
movies as a kid because my parents who met in the 1980s in Ann Arbor were crazy
for Bogie (and for the four films with his honey Laruen Bacall especially)
after having gone to the campus film department’s periodic retrospectives on the
age of black and white films. Later too when they had their version of nostalgic
for Bogie they would traipse me along with them to some commercial retro-theater
like the Brattle Theater in Cambridge, Massachusetts when they were graduate
students. So I will special plead my “cred” on that film. In any case Greg, to placate
Phil I guess although that era was supposed to be over with the departure and
what some writers have called the exile of Allan Jackson, has assigned me what
was supposed to be Phil’s second review in the Captain America trilogy. Truth
is I know and care less about that whole Marvel comic book operation than Phil
could ever know but being a good sport and also able to feast off of his first
review to avoid any heavy lifting I consented. I am, unlike the apparently more
paranoid Phil, confident that this introduction will see the light of day.
Kenny Jacobs]
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Phil Larkin in his
review of 2016’s Captain America: Civil War
made the appropriate point that these basically mutant creations of humankind’s
off-beat fantasies who squared off in that film pale in comparison with a guy
like hard-boiled no nonsense private eye Phillip Marlowe, sea-worthy Captain
Harry Morgan, closet anti-fascist resistance fighter Rick of Rick’s Café Americian
out in the Kasbah, or for that matter unjustly convicted for murder escapee Vincent
Parry Bogie. See I am stealing Phil’s stuff already. I won’t deal with the other
mutants here since they, except for bad guy Winter Soldier, played by Sebastian
Stan and a cameo by youthful inventor Stark aka Ironman, play no role here in The First Avenger saga but this Captain
America specimen aka Steve Rogers out of Brooklyn, played by hulky Chris Evans,
is a good example of why I shunned such matter when I was a kid. Phil was
beautiful in noting that the idea of taking a ninety-eight pound weakling right
out of a matchbook cover Charles Atlas “kick sand in your face” advertisement and
turning him in 1945, or anytime, in a humanoid monster and then conveniently deep
freezing him is kind of a hoot. Filling him up with a ton of what were, are, probably
toxics did wonders for his ability to leap, do the 400 meters fast, and collide
into people with his trusty shield but left his short on the brains side.
Strictly a bronzed beauty-male version in a tight outfit for all the girls,
young women, regular women in the theater audience to ogle over.
Well enough of bursting the
bubble and let’s take what we are given for a plotline which Greg Green, the managing
editor, now rather irritatingly, has again
insisted that I make sure to outline to give the reader a leg up on what the
thing is about. So using the “present at the creation” 1945 motif from the
headline let’s get to how this whole mess started when the kid who used to have
sand kicked in his face by girls or get his ass whipped by guys got to be on humanity’s
short-list of saviors. First off blame it on some screwy doctor who convinces the
scrawny weakling to be a trial balloon in one of his experiments to make
super-human fighters by the bushel load to fight the bad guys, real bad guys
the Nazis and their friends and hangers-on. Bingo he is in although not knowing
he was not the first to go into the program. A Frankenstein, who will go by the
name Red Skull once he arrives on the scene, is running amok trying to seize
some advanced technology which will make him the numero uno bad guy pulling
guys like Hitler and Mussolini off their pedestals.
So the quest for the
golden fleece, for the fountain of youth, or whatever they are searching for is
on. In this case a super-powerful energy source to do the do with Red Skull’s mad
scientist colleague’s mad world-controlling inventions. Red Skull has it but
not for long as the newly minted Captain America chaffing under the bit doing war
bond drives instead of off-handedly saving the world (and creating as Phil
noted many more innocent casualties than lowering the count on bad guys). So he
moves off dead center and goes mano a mano with Red Skull finally grabbing the
valuable energy elixir in a big air fight in which Red Skull comes up with the
short end of the stick. Problem is our good Captain is left to guide the plane
to safe harbors but can’t avoid crashing into big cities if he does so he “falls
on his sword” taking the plane down in the Artic to wake up some seventy years later
a stranger in a strange land-New York City. To continue saving a world even wackier
than when he wound up in that deep freeze. End of story.
No, not quite, because comic
he-man adventures or not there has to be a love interest here his Peggy, a
British intelligence agent and all around whizz which naturally fizzles out
when duty calls. As well we have a preview of what will come up in future episodes
when his high school buddy, Barnes, who is presumed dead, will give his old buddy
the masked man more trouble than he could shake a stick at. Yeah, I am with
Phil, WTF, yawn.
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