The World Gone Amok-
Robert Downey, Jr. And Friends- “The Avengers: The Age Of Ultron” (2015)- A
Film Review
DVD Review
By Kenny Jacobs
The Avengers: The Age Of
Ultron, starring Robert Downey, Jr. Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Scarlett
Johannsson, Marvel Studios, 2015
[WT…. no I know what you
thought was coming next but no we, Greg Green, the impresario of this site and
his band of eminent Editorial Board members selected for their independence and
acumen, have come to an understanding about my future exploits which may match
some of the super-heroes in the film under review The Avengers: The Age Of Ultron. We have unanimously agreed that I
will share review duties with the legendary writer and Bogie aficionado Phil
Larkin on the upcoming The Maltese Falcon
review. The idea, partially mine, but mostly that of the ever creative Mr.
Green, was to get the collective takes of a younger writer and an older writer
on that world-historic classic film. Otherwise I would have been forced to flee
this previously barren planet site and gone to venues which would have
appreciated my talents with a big by-line and who knows what else.
The fuss up, or to use
the now retired but still hanging around the water cooler Sam Lowell’s
expression “tempest in a teapot,” centered on my demotion to having to grind
out yet another one of these admittedly by all concerned dim-witted super-hero
mutant reviews which are beneath my skill level, maybe beneath any writer on
this site’s skill level. That notion makes me think that perhaps the old regime
under the now mostly forgotten and exiled Allan Jackson might have had
something on the question of what to review, and more importantly, what not to
review. I understand that Jackson would have thrown a fit if anybody had even
suggested doing such kiddie comic reviews except maybe as background for the
decline in civility, decline in youthful reading in the age of the Internet,
social media, and texting habits, and the fake wisdom of the greed-heads (Phil
Larkin’s word) who figured out that while the kids won’t read a twenty minute
comic book they will sit forever for this cinematic action adventure stuff. Or
as long as the popcorn and soda hold out.
Like I said Greg saved
the day and I will wrap this beast of s review up in a couple of minutes which
maybe is about a minute or so more than it is worth and get ready to do battle
with the beloved old master writer Phil Larkin on that new project. Everybody
knows Phil’s credentials to do justice to his part in the bargain since he is widely
known as a Bogie aficionado of long standing who just posted a lesser Bogie
film, Across The Pacific, as a little
warm-up. Of course other than as an acknowledged up and coming writer here
under the guidance of Greg and the Board my credentials are almost as stellar.
I had the privilege, although I did not know it at the time, of being taken
when young to many film festival retrospectives by my parents so these old-time
black and white classics are kind of in my DNA so to speak. That should speak
for itself. Kenny Jacobs]
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One thing that Phil
Larkin has right, as many previous disagreements as we have had, is that these
super-hero action adventure stories from comic land are mind numbing, are
strictly for sleep aids (except for the poor buggers like me who have to earn
our keep by reviewing this kickass a minute stuff). Nevertheless the only
really good thing about this film as far as I can see is that Tony Stark, aka
Ironman, played by the lovely Robert Downey, Jr. finally f—ked up. Let things get
out of hand in Avenger Land wherever those guys and gals hang out. Tony went off
the deep end because he wanted to test the edges of science in an attempt to
bring some little modicum of peace to this wicked old world via his various
experiments. Generally not a bad idea although a one man band approach seems
kind of goofy even when a cohort of super-heroes and hangers-on to feast on. This
time he was trying to create a robotic thing who could chill everybody out.
Hey, that is what humankind has been doing since Adam and Eve maybe earlier,
trying to get back to the garden. Where Tony f—ked up and it took a whole two
hours plus (and an audience refill tub of butter-drenched popcorn and a river
of cupped soda with ice) to straighten out was to let this Doctor Banner, aka
the Hulk, played by savvy Mark Buffalo, no, Ruffalo, a mutant of extraordinary
ugliness and brute strength within a mile of any lab. Jesus, can you believe
letting a guy next to the next best thing in world peace and human-hood. Letting
a guy who couldn’t control his own simple lab experiments without turning into
a raving beast who rightly should be buried about fifty feet underground in
concrete for the good of that humankind I have been talking about muck around
with A.I or hell simple high school chemistry experiments.
Guess what. Poor
good-hearted Jarvis (if it has a heart)who has done yeoman service by Tony takes
a beating by this run amok Ultron who is, get this logic, committed to saving
the whole planet by killing all humanity. Some tree-hugger’s crazed fantasy. The
Nuremburg trials would be too good for whoever let such savagery loose in the
land. Of course in trying to control this monster A.I. which they had unleashed
a goodly portion of the planet took some destruction as the Hulk, yes,
unleashed Doctor Banner, went on a rampage until Tony as Ironman beat his brains
in. They are still counting the dead and wounded as well as insurance-covered
property damage on that little tryst. That rampage and other destructive
incidents had led them to hiding out for a while before the vigilantes came
after them. Fortunately the Avengers were able to declare a truce with a sullen
world. But who knows what is next except Hulk will explode if he isn’t put to
sleep, doesn’t take the big step-off he deserves since it is obvious he can’t
control his rages at all even when some little old lady bumped into him on the
subway. In any case enough of the cornball swill and let’s get to real
adventure with dizzy dames and blackened birds and private eyes to figure that
whole small-sized human mess out. I’m coming Phil.
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